US Army HS game on NBC this A.M.

Peterman

TurdBuffer said:

"Tiger Mom" is Asian for Fucking Bitch, no?

I thought it was "Dumb Cunt" but I could be wrong. I only took two years of Asian in high school.

TurdBomber

DuckHHunterisafag said:

TurdBuffer said:

Bubba Bolden's mom looks like a fat Pink.

I thought it was Ivan Drago's wife

Brigitte Nielson. Thinks she's fucking Flavor Flav these days.

FireCohen

bananasnblondes said:

Did that announcer just say that

1- Lenoir is still committed to Oregon
And
2- Mark Helfrich is the coach for Oregon?

They do no homework.

RIP - Jaelan Phillips' career. It is a shame a talent like that will be wasted at UCLA

TurdBomber

How, how does UCLA still get top recruits? That program just screams "soft."

FireCohen

omg another idiot picked UCLA

backthepack

Darnay's brother had the right idea

TurdBomber

Darnay Holmes: #1 Cornerback in the Country, supposedly. He'll be about #5 in the Pac12 at UCLA.

TurdBomber

East punt returner is certifiably retarded.

bananasnblondes

TurdBuffer said:

How, how does UCLA still get top recruits? That program just screams "soft."

They never learn

TierbsHsotBoobs

TurdBuffer said:

How, how does UCLA still get top recruits? That program just screams "soft."

There are a lot of soft players that get rated highly.


Also, water is wet.

TurdBomber

bananasnblondes said:

TurdBuffer said:

How, how does UCLA still get top recruits? That program just screams "soft."

They never learn

Even losing to WSU at home has no impact on recruiting. Seems the Pac South thinks more highly of the Cuogs than the Pac North. #GoodLoss

Edwin_Bambino

I wonder how many more times these announcers can compare Martell Tate to Johnny Manziel

Gladstone

I'm cool with people going to UCLA. They'll fade into oblivion and not really be an issue for us or anyone else again.

Stanford, though...

AEB

TurdBuffer said:

Darnay Holmes: #1 Cornerback in the Country, supposedly. He'll be about #5 in the Pac12 at UCLA.

I'm waiting to hear @PurpleDoucheFan's opinion this and other recruits before I up vote this. He's watched years of Hudl tapes and knows some high school coaches.

TurdBomber

East has some seriously downsy players on its roster.

FireCohen

OMG I love it. I hope all the top talent ends up at UCLA.

TurdBomber

WeakarmCobra said:

OMG I love it. I hope all the top talent ends up at UCLA.

As long as no Washngton kids go to UCLA, I'm satisfied for now.

FireCohen

God speed to Jim Harbaugh. Urban going to be spanking that ass for the next 4 years.

Edwin_Bambino

Fucking FUCK you Fozzy I hope you tear your ACL, PCL, and every other CL so you can really put your Stanford education to use. Scorched earth motherfucker have fun getting stomped by the Doogs.

GrundleStiltzkin

FTG

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