Somehow knowing you aren't a high school kid is even weirder.
I am a high school kid lol. Swaye, Coker and the Dennis can confirm
Another great way to score dates with 16 year old girls (that I forgot to mention in my other post in the tug tavern) is to befriend a male high school student such as backthepack. It's actually quite a foolproof method, because even if a guy like backthepack is a complete loser, he will suddenly become more popular when his peers see him hanging out with an older guy. This means interest from girls, and since high school guys are generally pussies and/or have no game, you should be able to score a date.
So the next time any of you are near backthepack, and it's after 3pm, hit him up and see if he wants to go to Starbucks so you can hit on some baristas.
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You fucking moron. Baristas are all brunettes.