Dude must have no game. Teenage girls usually have no problem getting with guys who are in their 30s. You don't just waltz into a Starbucks and ask a 16 year old girl out on a date. You gotta pick up on their signals first, you know? Give them a look...see if they give you one back. If she does, you're in like Colin Quinn.
However, if a 16 year old girl does agree to a "date" or to "hang out", you have other potential issues. Are her mommy and daddy strict about keeping tabs on her? Where are you going to hang out? Her house? Yeah right. So you might be thinking "she'll just come to my house", which might work if you live alone. If you have a roommate, you should consider trying to convince him that she's 18 first, because he might be a cock-blocking faggot. If you live with your mom, same deal. Back in my community college days, my mom started to wonder why this girl I had been bringing over for years was still 18. Oh mom. She knew. She was cool though. Probably just happy I wasn't gay.
So anyway, now you've got your 16 year old girl in your bedroom, or on the couch with you. You make your move and begin to make out with her. At this point, an important question arises...does she even screw? Most likely if she's hanging out with some guy in his 30s in his house. But there's a good chance she doesn't, and is simply at an age where making out is a euphoric and stimulating enough experience to satisfy her lust. This sucks, of course, but it opens the opportunity for you take her virginity, which always makes for a cool story to tell your homies if nothing else.
An often overlooked positive about being in your 30s and dating a 16 year old is that when you inevitably meet her parents, you'll actually be able to hit it off pretty well. Why? Because you're likely close to the same age as her parents. You can charm them with quips from back in their day. Like when her mom says "read my lips, keep the bedroom door open" you can look back at her and say "read my lips...no new taxes" and she'll not only laugh, but feel like she shares a connection with you that her daughter doesn't. She'll want to keep you around....possibly for herself.
Anyway, like I was saying...dude must have no game.
As someone who is about that age, it's hard to tell sometimes. Sixteen year olds not hanging around a school usually try to look 25. So do 40 year olds, but they fail miserably 99% of the time.
For some perspective it would be like you trying to hit on me hahahahaah
Dude must have no game. Teenage girls usually have no problem getting with guys who are in their 30s. You don't just waltz into a Starbucks and ask a 16 year old girl out on a date. You gotta pick up on their signals first, you know? Give them a look...see if they give you one back. If she does, you're in like Colin Quinn.
However, if a 16 year old girl does agree to a "date" or to "hang out", you have other potential issues. Are her mommy and daddy strict about keeping tabs on her? Where are you going to hang out? Her house? Yeah right. So you might be thinking "she'll just come to my house", which might work if you live alone. If you have a roommate, you should consider trying to convince him that she's 18 first, because he might be a cock-blocking faggot. If you live with your mom, same deal. Back in my community college days, my mom started to wonder why this girl I had been bringing over for years was still 18. Oh mom. She knew. She was cool though. Probably just happy I wasn't gay.
So anyway, now you've got your 16 year old girl in your bedroom, or on the couch with you. You make your move and begin to make out with her. At this point, an important question arises...does she even screw? Most likely if she's hanging out with some guy in his 30s in his house. But there's a good chance she doesn't, and is simply at an age where making out is a euphoric and stimulating enough experience to satisfy her lust. This sucks, of course, but it opens the opportunity for you take her virginity, which always makes for a cool story to tell your homies if nothing else.
An often overlooked positive about being in your 30s and dating a 16 year old is that when you inevitably meet her parents, you'll actually be able to hit it off pretty well. Why? Because you're likely close to the same age as her parents. You can charm them with quips from back in their day. Like when her mom says "read my lips, keep the bedroom door open" you can look back at her and say "read my lips...no new taxes" and she'll not only laugh, but feel like she shares a connection with you that her daughter doesn't. She'll want to keep you around....possibly for herself.
Anyway, like I was saying...dude must have no game.
Dude must have no game. Teenage girls usually have no problem getting with guys who are in their 30s. You don't just waltz into a Starbucks and ask a 16 year old girl out on a date. You gotta pick up on their signals first, you know? Give them a look...see if they give you one back. If she does, you're in like Colin Quinn.
However, if a 16 year old girl does agree to a "date" or to "hang out", you have other potential issues. Are her mommy and daddy strict about keeping tabs on her? Where are you going to hang out? Her house? Yeah right. So you might be thinking "she'll just come to my house", which might work if you live alone. If you have a roommate, you should consider trying to convince him that she's 18 first, because he might be a cock-blocking faggot. If you live with your mom, same deal. Back in my community college days, my mom started to wonder why this girl I had been bringing over for years was still 18. Oh mom. She knew. She was cool though. Probably just happy I wasn't gay.
So anyway, now you've got your 16 year old girl in your bedroom, or on the couch with you. You make your move and begin to make out with her. At this point, an important question arises...does she even screw? Most likely if she's hanging out with some guy in his 30s in his house. But there's a good chance she doesn't, and is simply at an age where making out is a euphoric and stimulating enough experience to satisfy her lust. This sucks, of course, but it opens the opportunity for you take her virginity, which always makes for a cool story to tell your homies if nothing else.
An often overlooked positive about being in your 30s and dating a 16 year old is that when you inevitably meet her parents, you'll actually be able to hit it off pretty well. Why? Because you're likely close to the same age as her parents. You can charm them with quips from back in their day. Like when her mom says "read my lips, keep the bedroom door open" you can look back at her and say "read my lips...no new taxes" and she'll not only laugh, but feel like she shares a connection with you that her daughter doesn't. She'll want to keep you around....possibly for herself.
Anyway, like I was saying...dude must have no game.
Dude must have no game. Teenage girls usually have no problem getting with guys who are in their 30s. You don't just waltz into a Starbucks and ask a 16 year old girl out on a date. You gotta pick up on their signals first, you know? Give them a look...see if they give you one back. If she does, you're in like Colin Quinn.
However, if a 16 year old girl does agree to a "date" or to "hang out", you have other potential issues. Are her mommy and daddy strict about keeping tabs on her? Where are you going to hang out? Her house? Yeah right. So you might be thinking "she'll just come to my house", which might work if you live alone. If you have a roommate, you should consider trying to convince him that she's 18 first, because he might be a cock-blocking faggot. If you live with your mom, same deal. Back in my community college days, my mom started to wonder why this girl I had been bringing over for years was still 18. Oh mom. She knew. She was cool though. Probably just happy I wasn't gay.
So anyway, now you've got your 16 year old girl in your bedroom, or on the couch with you. You make your move and begin to make out with her. At this point, an important question arises...does she even screw? Most likely if she's hanging out with some guy in his 30s in his house. But there's a good chance she doesn't, and is simply at an age where making out is a euphoric and stimulating enough experience to satisfy her lust. This sucks, of course, but it opens the opportunity for you take her virginity, which always makes for a cool story to tell your homies if nothing else.
An often overlooked positive about being in your 30s and dating a 16 year old is that when you inevitably meet her parents, you'll actually be able to hit it off pretty well. Why? Because you're likely close to the same age as her parents. You can charm them with quips from back in their day. Like when her mom says "read my lips, keep the bedroom door open" you can look back at her and say "read my lips...no new taxes" and she'll not only laugh, but feel like she shares a connection with you that her daughter doesn't. She'll want to keep you around....possibly for herself.
Anyway, like I was saying...dude must have no game.
What Bill said. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if this girl was all slutted up and looked 20, so what's the fucking problem? I haven't seen a 16 year old look 16 in over a decade. A fucking 37 year old hit on you. WHoopdedoo. Stop looking like a whore and it won't happen. It's not like he was 60. It is possible I suppose she looked 16 and that dude is just a creeper, but that doesn't fit my narrative so I will ignore that for now. Whore.
A real situation from my own life. I had to knock out college in 36 months (cheap VA fuckers), so summer classes were a must. I was in an art class and my partner was a hot girl. With about a week left in class I asked her out and she accepted and gave me her number.
I called her the nextday and asked her if she wanted to get a drink. She tells me she is 14, some kind of fucking genius, and she had to have her sophomore year of college finished before she went to Africa to volunteer for a year.
I hung up and text the girl in the apartment above me and she came down and blew me. Moral of the story is, stick with what you know.
What Bill said. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if this girl was all slutted up and looked 20, so what's the fucking problem? I haven't seen a 16 year old look 16 in over a decade. A fucking 37 year old hit on you. WHoopdedoo. Stop looking like a whore and it won't happen. It's not like he was 60. It is possible I suppose she looked 16 and that dude is just a creeper, but that doesn't fit my narrative so I will ignore that for now. Whore.
A real situation from my own life. I had to knock out college in 36 months (cheap VA fuckers), so summer classes were a must. I was in an art class and my partner was a hot girl. With about a week left in class I asked her out and she accepted and gave me her number.
I called her the nextday and asked her if she wanted to get a drink. She tells me she is 14, some kind of fucking genius, and she had to have her sophomore year of college finished before she went to Africa to volunteer for a year.
I hung up and text the girl in the apartment above me and she came down and blew me. Moral of the story is, stick with what you know.
So what you're saying is don't go chasing water falls.
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However, if a 16 year old girl does agree to a "date" or to "hang out", you have other potential issues. Are her mommy and daddy strict about keeping tabs on her? Where are you going to hang out? Her house? Yeah right. So you might be thinking "she'll just come to my house", which might work if you live alone. If you have a roommate, you should consider trying to convince him that she's 18 first, because he might be a cock-blocking faggot. If you live with your mom, same deal. Back in my community college days, my mom started to wonder why this girl I had been bringing over for years was still 18. Oh mom. She knew. She was cool though. Probably just happy I wasn't gay.
So anyway, now you've got your 16 year old girl in your bedroom, or on the couch with you. You make your move and begin to make out with her. At this point, an important question arises...does she even screw? Most likely if she's hanging out with some guy in his 30s in his house. But there's a good chance she doesn't, and is simply at an age where making out is a euphoric and stimulating enough experience to satisfy her lust. This sucks, of course, but it opens the opportunity for you take her virginity, which always makes for a cool story to tell your homies if nothing else.
An often overlooked positive about being in your 30s and dating a 16 year old is that when you inevitably meet her parents, you'll actually be able to hit it off pretty well. Why? Because you're likely close to the same age as her parents. You can charm them with quips from back in their day. Like when her mom says "read my lips, keep the bedroom door open" you can look back at her and say "read my lips...no new taxes" and she'll not only laugh, but feel like she shares a connection with you that her daughter doesn't. She'll want to keep you around....possibly for herself.
Anyway, like I was saying...dude must have no game.
Like Colin Quinn.
I called her the nextday and asked her if she wanted to get a drink. She tells me she is 14, some kind of fucking genius, and she had to have her sophomore year of college finished before she went to Africa to volunteer for a year.
I hung up and text the girl in the apartment above me and she came down and blew me. Moral of the story is, stick with what you know.