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Sitting in my room in Vegas...

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  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161


    Well, I coined the term, so it's marsupial guernica.

    http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/25940/drunken-ramblings-death-row-vs-woodshed-pirates-edition/p1




    I always thought Thanksgiving was some bullshit Abe Lincoln fake holiday, but now I see just how beautiful it can be

    Maybe someday the President will spend Thanksgiving pardoning tatted strippers on the White House lawn....

    Till then we gotta stuff and baste whoever The Great Spirit puts in our path

    Pretty sure a Lakota Sioux medicine man revealed that to me in a vision
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,183 Standard Supporter

    Edit. Wow I just got bitched out by my fat neighbor.

    Before we went to the strip club we stopped by my place and I told my friend rich that I had hot neighbors.

    They live 3 doors down and apparently he took that one as "my next door neighbor is hot" and banged on her door at 3am. God dammit.

    Don't fuck the neighbor lady.

  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    Flagged for lack of pics and lack of cocaine.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Speaking of a trap. I was with a friend in town from Oklahoma and got duped into spending 500 at the strip club.

    Fortunately I had cocaine at my place and two of them came over after.

    (She's an independent contractor apparently. They told me this over and over)

    Katie is still passed out in my bed.

    I honestly never used to do this shit before I found this forum but swaye has inspired me.

    To the clinic tomorrow.

    You know why you were flagged.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,491 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    Flagged for lack of pics and lack of cocaine.
    Wigwam. You gotta pay.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    Flagged for lack of pics and lack of cocaine.
    Wigwam. You gotta pay.
    You know my rule.

    We'll move on.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,491 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    Flagged for lack of pics and lack of cocaine.
    Wigwam. You gotta pay.
    You know my rule.

    We'll move on.
    I laffed.
  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    8 days in Vegas? It's a two night spot for me.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,491 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    8 days in Vegas? It's a two night spot for me.
    Do you know how long I have to save for the plane ticket? I just love Vegas. Whenever I go I like to stay a week if possible. If I lived in Cali I'd be there 5 times a year for a couple days each. But from Virginia, it's a once a year for a week thing. FUck I wish I was rich.
  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    edited January 2017
    Have you ever thought of becoming a human pesticide tester for Terminex as well and just not telling Orkin?

    #doubledipping
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,491 Founders Club
    doogie said:

    Have you ever thought of becoming a human pesticide tester for Terminex as well and just not telling Orkin?

    #doubledipping

    This is a clever plan. WHy I pay my 10.95 per.
  • 89ute89ute Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,477 Swaye's Wigwam
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    8 days in Vegas? It's a two night spot for me.
    Do you know how long I have to save for the plane ticket? I just love Vegas. Whenever I go I like to stay a week if possible. If I lived in Cali I'd be there 5 times a year for a couple days each. But from Virginia, it's a once a year for a week thing. FUck I wish I was rich.
    What the fuck? Does anyone on this board actually live in Worshington?
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,950
    89ute said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    8 days in Vegas? It's a two night spot for me.
    Do you know how long I have to save for the plane ticket? I just love Vegas. Whenever I go I like to stay a week if possible. If I lived in Cali I'd be there 5 times a year for a couple days each. But from Virginia, it's a once a year for a week thing. FUck I wish I was rich.
    What the fuck? Does anyone on this board actually live in Worshington?
    Azduck maybe
  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072

    89ute said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    8 days in Vegas? It's a two night spot for me.
    Do you know how long I have to save for the plane ticket? I just love Vegas. Whenever I go I like to stay a week if possible. If I lived in Cali I'd be there 5 times a year for a couple days each. But from Virginia, it's a once a year for a week thing. FUck I wish I was rich.
    What the fuck? Does anyone on this board actually live in Worshington?
    Why would anyone live there?
    #snowflakesanctuary
  • Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    89ute said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    8 days in Vegas? It's a two night spot for me.
    Do you know how long I have to save for the plane ticket? I just love Vegas. Whenever I go I like to stay a week if possible. If I lived in Cali I'd be there 5 times a year for a couple days each. But from Virginia, it's a once a year for a week thing. FUck I wish I was rich.
    What the fuck? Does anyone on this board actually live in Worshington?
    Gross. The PNW is horrible. We all grew up there or went to college there, but anyone with two nickels worth of sense to rub together that isn't Asian or @salemcoog leaves right after.
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,885
    Mosster47 said:

    89ute said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    8 days in Vegas? It's a two night spot for me.
    Do you know how long I have to save for the plane ticket? I just love Vegas. Whenever I go I like to stay a week if possible. If I lived in Cali I'd be there 5 times a year for a couple days each. But from Virginia, it's a once a year for a week thing. FUck I wish I was rich.
    What the fuck? Does anyone on this board actually live in Worshington?
    Gross. The PNW is horrible. We all grew up there or went to college there, but anyone with two nickels worth of sense to rub together that isn't Asian or @salemcoog leaves right after.
    But... But it's all the greenery, the hiking and... uh Well if I can come up with anything else in the next 15 min allotted to edit , I'll do so.
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