Breaking: Bama DL to miss tomorrow's game after attempted suicide.

Baseman

http://twitter.com/complexsports/status/814558746235924480

Quietcowskee

Was he sad about losing "Wilson" the volleyball?

Fenderbender123

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMINSD7MmT4

PineapplePirate

He's white so he must be 3rd string?

H_D

PineapplePirate said:

He's white so he must be 3rd string a real gym rat, a cerebral film junkie, and the kind of guy you want to date your daughter?

puppylove_sugarsteel

Fleenor said there was big news that would drastically change spread. That a babe Billy, did your good buddy John L. Smith tip you off?

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Fleenor is a bunch of hot air who likes to hear himself talk.

Dennis_DeYoung

PineapplePirate said:

He's white so he must be 3rd string?

My reaction exactly.

Swaye

PineapplePirate said:

He's white so he must be 3rd string? scalped