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Nickelback now off-limits

PurpleThrobber
PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,500 Standard Supporter
edited December 2016 in Tug Tavern
We are so fucked.

That was a funny line for a dude with asbergers for christ sake.

https://cnet.com/news/avril-lavigne-tells-mark-zuckerberg-to-lay-off-nickelback-bullying/

Wood hit averil lavigne, sk8ter boy style though.
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  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,379
    Nickelback: Theme songs for middle aged divorced dads.
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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    Baseman said:

    Nickelback: Theme songs for middle aged divorced dads.

    Guys that are sick of sight without a sense of feeling?
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 26,096 Standard Supporter
    I'm hearing there are some Avril Lavigne nudes out there. It's just what I'm hearing.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    edited December 2016
    Baseman said:

    Nickelback: Theme songs for middle aged divorced moms.

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  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,379
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Baseman said:

    Nickelback: Theme songs for middle aged divorced moms.

    DTF?
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,386 Standard Supporter
    I never listen to Nickelback, but why are they the standard joke of bad music? Most music sucks.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    RoadDawg55 said:

    I never listen to Nickelback, but why are they the standard joke of bad music? Most music sucks.

    Their shit was so bad that it killed the new rock radio format.
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  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,379
    RoadDawg55 said:

    I never listen to Nickelback, but why are they the standard joke of bad music? Most music sucks.

    Read the lyrics and you'll get the idea...


    I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in
    It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
    This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be

    (Tell me what you want)

    I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
    And a bathroom I can play baseball in
    And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me

    (Mmm so what you need)

    I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
    And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
    Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet

    (Been there, done that)

    I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
    My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
    Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me

    (So how ya gonna do it?)

    I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
    I'd even cut my hair and change my name


    'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
    And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
    The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
    We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
    And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
    In the VIP with the movie stars
    Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
    Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
    And we'll, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
    Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

    I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
    Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
    Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free

    (I'll have the quesadilla.)

    I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
    Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
    Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me

    (So how ya gonna do it?)

    I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
    I'd even cut my hair and change my name

    'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
    And live in hilltop houses drivin' fifteen cars
    The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
    We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
    And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
    In the VIP with the movie stars
    Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
    Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
    And we'll hide out in the private rooms
    With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
    They'll get you anything, with that evil smile
    Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
    Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

    I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
    Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser
    Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
    Lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

    Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars
    And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
    The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
    We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
    And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
    In the VIP with the movie stars
    Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
    Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
    And we'll hide out in the private rooms
    With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
    They'll get you anything with that evil smile
    Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
    Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
    Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    RoadDawg55 said:

    I never listen to Nickelback, but why are they the standard joke of bad music? Most music sucks.

    It's music Wal-Mart people listen to.
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 26,096 Standard Supporter
    They have three or four good songs. I wouldn't actually pay money for any of them with YouTube and such. KISW used to overplay them a lot about 15 years ago (it wasn't one of their good songs).

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