Congrats to Cougs

no_uh

2016 Holiday Bowl champions.

BREAKING: Minnesota football players boycott their bowl game in protest of suspension of 10 teammates pic.twitter.com/sdrxPL9m5H

— Pick Six Previews (@PickSixPreviews) December 16, 2016

NeGgaPlEaSe

They should have to pay a fucking fine... now put another big 10 team in the bowel game

Purple_Pills

Trump needs to deport the University of Minnesota to Winnipeg Canada.

Mad_Son

DYHAFFWH?

RaceBannon

Winning a forfeit was tougher than beating Purdue in the Rose Bowl - coog fan

CuntWaffle

Leach already has 2 bowl victories in 5 years as the cougs coach. Give this man a blank check already.

RaccoonHarry

What do you bet they still find a way to Coug it.

Hippopeteamus

Will they still get the 15 practices???? Will the 1-0 score bring down their scoring average statistic??????

Gladstone

That's some bullshit. They should play or find a team that will.

doogie

Big 10 needs to kick Minnesota out of the conference

PostGameOrangeSlices

Minnesota is like the UW but they suck even worse, have worse colors, have a shitty mascot, and are in a shitty state.

They need the purge of 0-12 to clean things up and rebuild from there

section8

Northern Illinois would replace Minnesota #timefortheDword?

haie

CuntWaffle said:

Leach already has 2 bowl victories in 5 years as the cougs coach. Give this man a blank check already.

Post of the week, with the exception of this ex-Eugene Journalist's cunthurt tirade over how much he's looking forward to the Peach Bowl.

Alexis

Gotta say if I'm a Gopher fan with my plane ticket already in hand and looking forward to a week in the Whale's Vagina, I'd be a little pissed

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Alexis said:

Gotta say if I'm a Gopher fan with my plane ticket already in hand and looking forward to a week in the Whale's Vagina, I'd be a little pissed

Chincredibled for translating from German to English.

dongman

The main question I have is why do brothers love banging chicks with a bunch of their friends and touching penises?

RaceBannon

Alexis said:

Gotta say if I'm a Gopher fan with my plane ticket already in hand and looking forward to a week in the Whale's Vagina, I'd be a little pissed

I'd go anyway. They'll have a better time than having to go to the game

doogie

47 year old head coach promoted from within. $1.5 mm salary.

Petrino from Idaho would field a Holiday bowl team, cut the rest and start over.and still have Minnesota in a bowl in 3 years

PurpleThrobber

dongman said:

The main question I have is why do brothers love banging chicks with a bunch of their friends and touching penises?

And how do they decide who goes first? Do they shoot for it to decide captains and then pick squads? And fuck if I'm the last guy after nine other bruthas been in there. That's just nasty.

AZDuck

Here's the thing.

The players might have a point.

Title IX makes schools run these sexual assault boards at which oftentimes the accused doesn't have a right to an attorney, doesn't have the right to question the alleged victim, etc. etc. etc.

The standard of proof at these boreds is "preponderance of the evidence." More likely than not, in other words.

So, based on very little circumstantial evidence a "he-said/she-said" drunken hookup can be found to be a sexual assault and the "perpretrator" (the guy) will get expelled.

The players at UM are demanding a full trial for their fellow player, but the Hennepin County DA chose to not prosecute the case (because the facts are lousy, and DA's don't prosecute cases they aren't going to win, usually).

The UM also went after a bunch of students who were present or had knowledge of the alleged sexual assault but did not come forward or make a statement to the bored.

I say Kudos to the Gophers, and they should be given a free trip to San Diego to bang sloots.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/12/16/505837287/university-of-minnesota-football-players-boycott-after-10-teammates-suspended

doogie

DA said no to prosecution after viewing the game video, allegedly