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rentonreporter.com/news/stolen-tv-leads-officer-to-question-wsu-footballs-season-police-blotter/
Yes, the Renton Reporter is my source.
The following information was compiled from Renton Police Department case reports.
It all started at about 6:20 a.m. Oct. 25 as a Renton man was getting ready to drive the 300 miles to Pullman to watch WSU play Arizona.
A shadowy figure grabbed a 19-inch TV from his car he had only left unattended for two minutes. His wife caught a brief glimpse of the thief.
The next night, at about 9:30 p.m., he flagged down a Renton Police officer to tell him his story of a visit to see his son in “college” at Washington State “University.”
He was planning on traveling to the barren confines of Pullman on the same fateful day of WSU’s poor football team would lose yet again in an embarrassingly poor performance against the University of Arizona. The loss further illustrated the futile efforts to establish any respectability whatsoever in the Pac 12 Conference.
He had tried to find the suspect before he left; however, much like WSU’s defense, the suspect was nowhere to be found.
The officer gave him a case number and asked him to call police if he finds out anything about the missing television or the whereabouts of WSU football’s pride.
As with all Renton Police Department reports, this one ends with:
“I certify (declare) under the penalty of perjury under the laws of the state of Washington that the foregoing is true and correct.”
Yes, the Renton Reporter is my source.
The following information was compiled from Renton Police Department case reports.
It all started at about 6:20 a.m. Oct. 25 as a Renton man was getting ready to drive the 300 miles to Pullman to watch WSU play Arizona.
A shadowy figure grabbed a 19-inch TV from his car he had only left unattended for two minutes. His wife caught a brief glimpse of the thief.
The next night, at about 9:30 p.m., he flagged down a Renton Police officer to tell him his story of a visit to see his son in “college” at Washington State “University.”
He was planning on traveling to the barren confines of Pullman on the same fateful day of WSU’s poor football team would lose yet again in an embarrassingly poor performance against the University of Arizona. The loss further illustrated the futile efforts to establish any respectability whatsoever in the Pac 12 Conference.
He had tried to find the suspect before he left; however, much like WSU’s defense, the suspect was nowhere to be found.
The officer gave him a case number and asked him to call police if he finds out anything about the missing television or the whereabouts of WSU football’s pride.
As with all Renton Police Department reports, this one ends with:
“I certify (declare) under the penalty of perjury under the laws of the state of Washington that the foregoing is true and correct.”
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Fuck off.
The first 19 inches were consensual