Major Applewhite is Houston HC

HuskyJW

Houston promotes Major Applewhite to head coach http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/18242101/houston-cougars-promote-offensive-coordinator-major-applewhite-head-coach
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PineapplePirate

What kind of a fucking name is Major Applewhite? Who got promoted to OC then? Colonel Dickhead?

AZDuck

PineapplePirate said:

What kind of a fucking name is Major Applewhite? Who got promoted to OC then? Colonel Dickhead?

Do you seriously not know who Major Applewhite is? How old are you?

PurpleJ

So it isn't Lane? You stupid fucks...

UWhuskytskeet

2001 Holiday Bowl trigger warning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGN6ip6ceEM

RaceBannon

That was a weird game. We had just lost 65-7 to Miami but had Texas on the ropes. If our defensive backs ever looked for the ball.

Games like that make you appreciate the lock down guys and defense we finally have

EwaDawg

AZDuck said:

PineapplePirate said:

What kind of a fucking name is Major Applewhite? Who got promoted to OC then? Colonel Dickhead?

Do you seriously not know who Major Applewhite is? How old are you?

Willis Ray Mackey says hello.

EwaDawg

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AZDuck

EwaDawg said:

AZDuck said:

PineapplePirate said:

What kind of a fucking name is Major Applewhite? Who got promoted to OC then? Colonel Dickhead?

Do you seriously not know who Major Applewhite is? How old are you?

Willis Ray Mackey says hello.

Hi. Are you serious? Are you comparing a 4-year player who beat the Huskies in a bowl game in this millennium with a talented recruit from Texas who dropped out of UW? Or are you trolling? Or are you the product of a Hawaii public school education? Lemme guess - McKinley, Moanalua or you're one of the charity cases at Kamehameha that didn't amount to shit.

SpoonieLuv

UWhuskytskeet

AZDuck said:

EwaDawg said:

AZDuck said:

PineapplePirate said:

What kind of a fucking name is Major Applewhite? Who got promoted to OC then? Colonel Dickhead?

Do you seriously not know who Major Applewhite is? How old are you?

Willis Ray Mackey says hello.

Hi. Are you serious? Are you comparing a 4-year player who beat the Huskies in a bowl game in this millennium with a talented recruit from Texas who dropped out of UW? Or are you trolling? Or are you the product of a Hawaii public school education? Lemme guess - McKinley, Moanalua or you're one of the charity cases at Kamehameha that didn't amount to shit.

I always assumed Ewa was Eastern Washington, not Ewa Beach.

WHICH IS IT EWADAWG!?

Mosster47

AZDuck said:

EwaDawg said:

AZDuck said:

PineapplePirate said:

What kind of a fucking name is Major Applewhite? Who got promoted to OC then? Colonel Dickhead?

Do you seriously not know who Major Applewhite is? How old are you?

Willis Ray Mackey says hello.

Hi. Are you serious? Are you comparing a 4-year player who beat the Huskies in a bowl game in this millennium with a talented recruit from Texas who dropped out of UW? Or are you trolling? Or are you the product of a Hawaii public school education? Lemme guess - McKinley, Moanalua or you're one of the charity cases at Kamehameha that didn't amount to shit.

Hawaiian high school superiority guy...

LoneStarDawg

Without major applewhite there is no chris massey, simple fact

Tequilla

Tells me that the Major is more than happy to stay at Houston for a while and accepted the major (no pun intended) buyout that Houston wanted in the next contract ...

I'm thinking Lane would rather have the South Florida job anyway

Tequilla

LoneStarDawg said:

Without major applewhite there is no chris massey, simple fact

THAT'S the trigger warning from that game.

LoneStarDawg

Tequilla said:

LoneStarDawg said:

Without major applewhite there is no chris massey, simple fact

THAT'S the trigger warning from that game.

The antitrigger

BuffBuffPass

Tequilla said:

Tells me that the Major is more than happy to stay at Houston for a while and accepted the major (no pun intended) buyout that Houston wanted in the next contract ...

I'm thinking Lane would rather have the South Florida job anyway

Who the fuck else would hire him? He's lucky his career didn't end with Mack Brown's.

topdawgnc

Tequilla said:

Tells me that the Major is more than happy to stay at Houston for a while and accepted the major (no pun intended) buyout that Houston wanted in the next contract ...

I'm thinking Lane would rather have the South Florida job anyway

al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2016/12/houston_official_lane_kiffin_w.html

"Lane Kiffin did not show me anything that Major Applewhite did not show me," Fertitta said on KILT-AM. "Sure, he's been a head coach, and he's been an OK head coach. But I can tell you this: It was not a safe hire."