Rumor: Sark is back, bitches!

bananasnblondes

I saw a thread elsewhere about Sark's prospects for getting a real job next year. According to a couple people, Sober Steve had "a setback" which has removed his name from any offseason hiring lists.

Prayingdog.jpeg for leaked details

UWhuskytskeet

He was supposedly drunk at the SEC Championship game.

RaceBannon

So if Lane leaves before the CFP and Sark is drunk again I guess Nick will be the OC

In other words, nothing has changed

dnc

RaceBannon said:

So if Lane leaves before the CFP and Sark is drunk again I guess Nick will be the OC

In other words, nothing has changed

FRANNY?

CuntWaffle

bananasnblondes said:

I saw a thread elsewhere about Sark's prospects for getting a real job next year. According to a couple people, Sober Steve had "a setback" which has removed his name from any offseason hiring lists.

Prayingdog.jpeg for leaked details

Link to thread?

Gladstone

bananasnblondes said:

I saw a thread elsewhere about Sark's prospects for getting a real job next year. According to a couple people, Sober Steve had "a setback" which has removed his name from any offseason hiring lists.

Prayingdog.jpeg for leaked details

go on

rodmansrage

CuntWaffle said:

bananasnblondes said:

I saw a thread elsewhere about Sark's prospects for getting a real job next year. According to a couple people, Sober Steve had "a setback" which has removed his name from any offseason hiring lists.

Prayingdog.jpeg for leaked details

Link to thread?

i saw it on the mainboard, been trying to post the link but getting the "awaiting approval" message, irregardless:

poast 1:

Saw someone on our boards say the rumor was that sark got tanked after the SECCG last week

I believe him yo

poast 2:

That rumor has come in a few forms. One said he showed up to the game drunk. No clue if any or all of it is true.

CuntWaffle

Saw a tweet saying he was so drunk he needed help off the plane LOL!

Gladstone

WHAT TWEET

RoadDawg55

This is some no link, Komo 4 bullshit.

topdawgnc

rodmansrage said:

CuntWaffle said:

bananasnblondes said:

I saw a thread elsewhere about Sark's prospects for getting a real job next year. According to a couple people, Sober Steve had "a setback" which has removed his name from any offseason hiring lists.

Prayingdog.jpeg for leaked details

Link to thread?

i saw it on the mainboard, been trying to post the link but getting the "awaiting approval" message, irregardless:

poast 1:

Saw someone on our boards say the rumor was that sark got tanked after the SECCG last week

I believe him yo

poast 2:

That rumor has come in a few forms. One said he showed up to the game drunk. No clue if any or all of it is true.

What is @sportboner reporting?

Mosster47

I used to have an O-line coach that was a drunk. Great coach. I would have to drive him to games in case he got too drunk and needed to puke or pass out it wouldn't be on the buss. I had him in the press box too so no one would interact with him but me.

Moral of the story, some guys work better on the sauce.

PurpleReign

Buttfuckers.

PurpleThrobber

CuntWaffle said:

Saw a tweet saying he was so drunk he needed help off the plane LOL!

That Saban is a sneaky bastard. Sending over comp shots of tequila to Sark.

Best $100 ever spent.

AZDuck

Mosster47 said:

I used to have an O-line coach that was a drunk. Great coach. I would have to drive him to games in case he got too drunk and needed to puke or pass out it wouldn't be on the buss. I had him in the press box too so no one would interact with him but me.

Moral of the story, some guys work better on the sauce.

Did he keep a bottle in his desk? Maybe he should work in the tech field.

Mosster47

AZDuck said:

Mosster47 said:

I used to have an O-line coach that was a drunk. Great coach. I would have to drive him to games in case he got too drunk and needed to puke or pass out it wouldn't be on the buss. I had him in the press box too so no one would interact with him but me.

Moral of the story, some guys work better on the sauce.

Did he keep a bottle in his desk? Maybe he should work in the tech field.

He did, and was let go for being drunk at work too many times. He was an airplane mechanic. Let that one sink in.

2001400ex

Waiting for sports pickle to weigh in.

RaceBannon

Mosster47 said:

I used to have an O-line coach that was a drunk. Great coach. I would have to drive him to games in case he got too drunk and needed to puke or pass out it wouldn't be on the buss. I had him in the press box too so no one would interact with him but me.

Moral of the story, some guys work better on the sauce.

doogie

run the picket fence