I think
@backthepack is likely a chat bot that was first trained on whatever communication platform modern teenagers use, and is now being trained on this forum. That would explain the not-quite random, but also partially out of place, regurgitation of our
worst best jokes. I am not sure what this says about his two dads but we already know
@Dennis_DeYoung is smart and probably into the whole mad scientist creating life sort of thing and
@Swaye, the Orkin Man, is part robot.