[Thread] Reasons I want UW to win the natty this year.

PatHadenFS

1. Because Psalm Fucking Wooshing would have more rings than all Oregon players combined.

PatHadenFS

2. Because it would get Jonathan Smith hired by somebody else.

PatHadenFS

3. Because @UODuckGirl won't be able to ban my twitter handles fast enough...

PatHadenFS

4. Because the media would be so insufferable next year that Peterman would probably choke a bitch

PatHadenFS

5. Because Scout.com is in Chapter 11, and could there be a more appropriate time for Doogman to burn the fuck down than during an Natty Offseason?

PatHadenFS

6. Because the Cuog is really mad at Jimmy Lake. For real, this time.

PatHadenFS

7. Because the Seattle Times hasn't won a Pulitzer in awhile.

PatHadenFS

8. Because we'd have a thousand amazing new 5 reasons (but backthepack would ruin them).

backthepack

PatHadenFS said:

8. Because we'd have a thousand amazing new 5 reasons (but backthepack would ruin them).

Best reason by far.

Crimsonite1

PatHadenFS said:

1. Because Psalm Fucking Wooshing would have more rings than all Oregon players combined.

Well Hell, if it's all that important to you, then maybe we should just send our scout team, the Cleveland Browns to the Peach Bowl. Hell you might even have a chance then. LMAO!

UWhuskytskeet

Crimsonite1 said:

PatHadenFS said:

1. Because Psalm Fucking Wooshing would have more rings than all Oregon players combined.

Well Hell, if it's all that important to you, then maybe we should just send our scout team, the Cleveland Browns to the Peach Bowl. Hell you might even have a chance then. LMAO!

When Alabama sends their fans to our boards, they don't send their best.

Gridiron

UWhuskytskeet said:

Crimsonite1 said:

PatHadenFS said:

1. Because Psalm Fucking Wooshing would have more rings than all Oregon players combined.

Well Hell, if it's all that important to you, then maybe we should just send our scout team, the Cleveland Browns to the Peach Bowl. Hell you might even have a chance then. LMAO!

When Alabama sends their fans to our boards, they don't send their best.

Oh c'mon man........we just having fun. Well some of us are.

Looking foreward to a good game.

TierbsHsotBoobs

This thread is bullshit without Ossai

topdawgnc

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

topdawgnc said:

Has she done an amateur porn video yet? It's the next logical step.

topdawgnc

Crimsonite1 said:

PatHadenFS said:

1. Because Psalm Fucking Wooshing would have more rings than all Oregon players combined.

Well Hell, if it's all that important to you, then maybe we should just send our scout team, the Cleveland Browns to the Peach Bowl. Hell you might even have a chance then. LMAO!

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