A little help please

MikeDamone

Headed to Maui next week and will be there for the Super Bowl. Does anyone know if the game will be on there? What time? what channel? Will there be sports bars with solid grub? Do I need reservations at the sports bar? Will there be a game betting pool where you pick squares? Will there be HD TVs? What is the weather forecast in Maui? Will it be 80 or 81 degrees? Where are the hot spots and the must see attractions? Should I go to a luau? Should I go to an"authenitic" luau or one with fire dancing? Will the Hawaiians have a prayer circle before the luau? Will I get invited to the Hawaiians family BBQ in the city park on Sunday afternoon? Do they like white Americans? Should I bring fried spam? Mac salad? If I get drunk at the bar during the Super Bowl (assumed) do they have a meal and a ride to my condo special? Is bubba gump shrimp really owned by forest gump? Will jimmy buffet be at cheeseburger in paradise? If so, will he play his hits? Is he a jam band? Am I pressing?

Thanks in advance!

DerekJohnson

tl;dr

MikeDamone

DerekJohnson said:

tl;dr

You know, I try to come up with interesting posts and try to use the board as a source of information. If you're going to mock me and clown around, I'll just quit on tbe spot.

DerekJohnson

You should just be grateful that AAANDY still posts here after all the nonsense and negativity

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I'll be in Kauai. Where my Dawgs at? Can we hop (I like to say hop, it's what I like to do) from one island to another? Do they have amphibious rick shaws? Will I get lei'd (ROFL) when I arrive? Does anyone know the time difference between Kauai and the big island? TIA

MikeDamone

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I'll be in Kauai. Where my Dawgs at? Can we hop (I like to say hop, it's what I like to do) from one island to another? Do they have amphibious rick shaws? Will I get lei'd (ROFL) when I arrive? Does anyone know the time difference between Kauai and the big island? TIA

Kauai? Let me guess, you and the wife need a "quiet week away".

RaceBannon

You quit on the spot and you're gone

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

MikeDamone said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I'll be in Kauai. Where my Dawgs at? Can we hop (I like to say hop, it's what I like to do) from one island to another? Do they have amphibious rick shaws? Will I get lei'd (ROFL) when I arrive? Does anyone know the time difference between Kauai and the big island? TIA

Kauai? Let me guess, you and the wife need a "quiet week away".

How'd you know? We took a couple long walks on the beach together. Really helped me get some perspective.

On signing day, after UW brought in a bumper crop, I looked at her and said "thank REAL God Steve Sarkisian is our coach."

MikeDamone

I sunburned my lips.

DerekJohnson

For a moment, Pinch thought he met you, but then he realized he didn't. It was a gripping story.

MikeDamone

DerekJohnson said:

For a moment, Pinch thought he met you, but then he realized he didn't. It was a gripping story.

Was he there? I posted where I was for the superbowl.

DerekJohnson

He and his wife went for several walks on Hawaiian beaches to get some perspective

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

DerekJohnson said:

For a moment, Pinch thought he met you, but then he realized he didn't. It was a gripping story.

Probably the most gripping story of 2013. DJ (I like to call him that. It's what I like to do) was probably on the edge of his seat.

Like he said, it was you but who knew there'd be more than one EWU alum in Hawaii at the same time.