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These kinds of responses, going through every reason, make 5 reasons worth it:
1. Jack "Cobra" Browning - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has two years of college and four years of high school under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.
so he's played in college AND high school? wow! we don't have anyone on our team like that. and we certainly don't have anyone on our team who might try to do everything possible to win. i guess we may as well forfeit right now.
2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Addams, Ossai, Center, Emptmankamp, Sarell, MacGary etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
having more weight on your line doesn't equate to being better players or being more dominating. to be good....and i mean really good.....you need 3 things: power, speed, and quickness. and yes, speed and quickness are 2 different things. you may have all the power in the world, but if you're slow, then you'll get beaten just about every time. and you can be really quick or really fast, but if you don't have the power, then all that speed and quickness won't amount to much if you can't move the person in front of you.
3. Kawasaki - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between the defense against Washington State and Colorado, we will see a much improved defense on New Years.
we'll be more than happy to test your much improved defense. but if they show up on new year's, i'm afraid they'll be a little late; seeing as how the game is on new year's eve (yes, details and semantics matter).
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team has been in a long time. John Ross IX, Charlie McClutchins, Tyler Rape, Ben Ossai, Buttah Baker, Psalm Wooching, Virta Vea, Kevin Kevin, Miles Gascan etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.
being the fastest UW team in a while really doesn't mean much if they were really slow before. someone going 2 mph is twice as fast as someone going 1 mph; but they're both still slow. i'm sure you've heard all about the speed of SEC defenses and how teams from other conferences aren't used to it, so i won't go into all of that because i can see where it can get a little antagonistic. just remember that the team that beat you (in your own house), USC, is the team we put 52 on in the first game of the season. and all we heard was how they were going to run and throw all over our "fast" defense and that we wouldn't have a chance against their team.
5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.
time of possession doesn't mean a damn thing! florida had almost 11 more minutes of possession than we did in the SEC Championship Game. and we beat them pretty good (54-16). they had almost as many first downs as us (18 vs. 16), and almost as good of a 3rd down conversion rate as us (5-10 vs. 7-16). but remember, the only stat that matters, the ONLY one, is the score when that clock hits 00:00. anything before that? it doesn't mean * in the end.
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I have a little history on that particular Alabama board. I was the only person in the world that predicted a Utah win. I watched about 5 or 6 rebroadcasts of Alabama games around Christmas and It was crystal clear to me that we would win. I didn't post my manifesto on their board, they found it and brought to their board. The Alabama posters ripped me apart and I certainly returned the favor after the game.
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Good chit, but you really dropped the ball by not bumping that thread after you guys won. There's no better way to rub in someone's stupid shit talking than by bumping the thread where they did it so they can see how stupid they are.89ute said:I have a little history on that particular Alabama board. I was the only person in the world that predicted a Utah win. I watched about 5 or 6 rebroadcasts of Alabama games around Christmas and It was crystal clear to me that we would win. I didn't post my manifesto on their board, they found it and brought to their board. The Alabama posters ripped me apart and I certainly returned the favor after the game.
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Bumped this thread89ute said:I have a little history on that particular Alabama board. I was the only person in the world that predicted a Utah win. I watched about 5 or 6 rebroadcasts of Alabama games around Christmas and It was crystal clear to me that we would win. I didn't post my manifesto on their board, they found it and brought to their board. The Alabama posters ripped me apart and I certainly returned the favor after the game.
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God, you are a fucktard. Bumping an 8 year old thread that has nothing to do with what's going on right now? CHRIST, kid. Tell me you can't really be this fucking stupid. Stop trying so fucking hard.backthepack said:
Bumped this thread89ute said:I have a little history on that particular Alabama board. I was the only person in the world that predicted a Utah win. I watched about 5 or 6 rebroadcasts of Alabama games around Christmas and It was crystal clear to me that we would win. I didn't post my manifesto on their board, they found it and brought to their board. The Alabama posters ripped me apart and I certainly returned the favor after the game.
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EsophagealFeces said:
God, you are a fucktard. Bumping an 8 year old thread that has nothing to do with what's going on right now? CHRIST, kid. Tell me you can't really be this fucking stupid. Stop trying so fucking hard.backthepack said:
Bumped this thread89ute said:I have a little history on that particular Alabama board. I was the only person in the world that predicted a Utah win. I watched about 5 or 6 rebroadcasts of Alabama games around Christmas and It was crystal clear to me that we would win. I didn't post my manifesto on their board, they found it and brought to their board. The Alabama posters ripped me apart and I certainly returned the favor after the game.
http://www.rolltidebama.com/forum/index.php?threads/a-ute-fans-game-preview-the-gloves-are-off.53137/#post-481504.jpg.28cacde9a44883c764637456cd82dc60.jpg)
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The best part is that without half assedly recycling inside jokes that he doesn't get, backthepack is the exact kind of poster that drops a 5 reasons unironically. And he just went and killed the joke.EsophagealFeces said:
God, you are a fucktard. Bumping an 8 year old thread that has nothing to do with what's going on right now? CHRIST, kid. Tell me you can't really be this fucking stupid. Stop trying so fucking hard.backthepack said:
Bumped this thread89ute said:I have a little history on that particular Alabama board. I was the only person in the world that predicted a Utah win. I watched about 5 or 6 rebroadcasts of Alabama games around Christmas and It was crystal clear to me that we would win. I didn't post my manifesto on their board, they found it and brought to their board. The Alabama posters ripped me apart and I certainly returned the favor after the game.
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Debating whether or not to post your personal information here.backthepack said:
Bumped this thread89ute said:I have a little history on that particular Alabama board. I was the only person in the world that predicted a Utah win. I watched about 5 or 6 rebroadcasts of Alabama games around Christmas and It was crystal clear to me that we would win. I didn't post my manifesto on their board, they found it and brought to their board. The Alabama posters ripped me apart and I certainly returned the favor after the game.
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oh fuck, he really bumped it. wow. Oh well, they want to forget that game ever happened. It's a good trip down memory lane. We had some fucking NFL talent on that team. Asiata, Krueger, Beadles. Sean Smith, all still in the NFL. Oh, Siliga too. There's probably a few more I'm forgetting.
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It still amazes me how every single name is butchered and it makes it 3+ pages of people taking it seriouslyPurpleReign said: -
this one is good!
"Upvote for having bowling ball sized nutts to talk this shit!" -
Oh no, I think they're on to me..
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@RaceBannon you know what to do.PatHadenFS said:
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As he quotes the butchered list of our OL...
You know how I know that you don't know shit about Bama?
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Posting it on the SEC rant part of the board was a good move, as you get a lot of play from other fan bases tooHuskyClaws said:As he quotes the butchered list of our OL...
You know how I know that you don't know shit about Bama?
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Bama has earned the right to talk shit all they want, but holy fuck their SEC sycophants are such fags. I would be embarrassed with Cal and UCLA defending our honor.
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There's like 3 Bama posters in that thread and the others are just the rest of the SEC circle jerking over Bama.UWhuskytskeet said:Bama has earned the right to talk shit all they want, but holy fuck their SEC sycophants are such fags. I would be embarrassed with Cal and UCLA defending our honor.
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I could only stomach the 1st half of the PAC CG. It looked like high school football to me. Bama will beat Washington worse than they beat Florida.
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NoPurpleJ said:I could only stomach the 1st half of the PAC CG. It looked like high school football to me. Bama will beat Washington worse than they beat Florida.
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I will never defend your honorUWhuskytskeet said:Bama has earned the right to talk shit all they want, but holy fuck their SEC sycophants are such fags. I would be embarrassed with Cal and UCLA defending our honor.
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Say what you want. But to induce that level of Stockholm Syndrome in the rest of the SEC, is downright fucking impressive.EsophagealFeces said:
Bama has earned the right to talk shit all they want, but holy fuck their SEC sycophants are such fags. I would be embarrassed with Cal and UCLA defending our honor. -
Agree.CcTider said:
Say what you want. But to induce that level of Stockholm Syndrome in the rest of the SEC, is downright fucking impressive.EsophagealFeces said:
Bama has earned the right to talk shit all they want, but holy fuck their SEC sycophants are such fags. I would be embarrassed with Cal and UCLA defending our honor.
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It's hilariousCcTider said:
Say what you want. But to induce that level of Stockholm Syndrome in the rest of the SEC, is downright fucking impressive.EsophagealFeces said:
Bama has earned the right to talk shit all they want, but holy fuck their SEC sycophants are such fags. I would be embarrassed with Cal and UCLA defending our honor. -
Time to put BTP on Hardcore Husky Roadkill List.ExtraChrisB said:
The best part is that without half assedly recycling inside jokes that he doesn't get, backthepack is the exact kind of poster that drops a 5 reasons unironically. And he just went and killed the joke.EsophagealFeces said:
God, you are a fucktard. Bumping an 8 year old thread that has nothing to do with what's going on right now? CHRIST, kid. Tell me you can't really be this fucking stupid. Stop trying so fucking hard.backthepack said:
Bumped this thread89ute said:I have a little history on that particular Alabama board. I was the only person in the world that predicted a Utah win. I watched about 5 or 6 rebroadcasts of Alabama games around Christmas and It was crystal clear to me that we would win. I didn't post my manifesto on their board, they found it and brought to their board. The Alabama posters ripped me apart and I certainly returned the favor after the game.
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christ, that poast has gone 7+ fucking pages.PurpleReign said:
we? should create a bingo card based on the responses we? know happen every time:
1) wrong location/team (prolly can be free space)
2) someone makes a weed joke BECAUSE WASHINGTON LEGALIZED WEED, LMAO, YOU ALL MUST BE SMOKING MARIJUANA!
3) "haha, LOL, i love a good comedy poast"
4) "its great that browning played high school football"
feel free to add on to this list, im not nearly as talented as @RaceBannon in the photochop but we'll see, we? have time from now til new years day when we? kickoff in glendale. -
5) might as well not even play the game
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6) Jack? You don't even know your own QB's name LOL!
