A Pole on Standing versus Sitting

[Deleted User]

while you piss in the middle of the night. I admit I sit since I got married. #PremiumContent

MikeDamone

Lol. That's funny. I have actully thought about this. I hate turning on the lights and I hate hearing bitching about pee on the seat. I sit probably 75% of the time. Tuck the cock under and just pee. Now, if the dog has to pee too, I like to let him out and I pee in the yard while he is fucking around trying to find the perfect pee spot. I've also found that is a good time to grab a quick beer #dryjanuary.

MikeDamone

I also enjoy peeing in the sink. Don't under estimate that move.

Dick_B

The sink is way under-rated. Shower is a good spot, too.

[Deleted User]

you are both correct. 7am wake up wood makes the toilet a non-option 64% of the time. Hopefully I shower first otherwise I hear this yelling sound from down the hall "Did you piss in the shower!!!!" #OopsSorry

CaptainPJ

MikeDamone said:

Lol. That's funny. I have actully thought about this. I hate turning on the lights and I hate hearing bitching about pee on the seat. I sit probably 75% of the time. Tuck the cock under and just pee. Now, if the dog has to pee too, I like to let him out and I pee in the yard while he is fucking around trying to find the perfect pee spot. I've also found that is a good time to grab a quick beer #dryjanuary.

We laugh at this because it's funny, but we also laugh because it's true.

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CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Women sit. Case closed.

[Deleted User]

married men sit if they want to enjoy entire college football seasons with minimal nagging. losing the battle to win the war is strategic. HTH

DerekJohnson

If you want to criticize others' bathroom habits that's fine, but if you're going to urinate while sitting then you're gone.

BennyBeaver

classy post

[Deleted User]

we'll see who has the last laugh while Damone and I are sitting privately in the stalls taking our leaks while you fags are hanging sausages together at the urinal bar.