Best case scenario

WilburHooksHands

UCLA hires Smith and Pete/Bush OC the last 2 games.

TierbsHsotBoobs

So...no calls for freak accidents now?

DerekJohnson

We're not calling for the death or maiming of players or coaches.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

DerekJohnson said:

We're not calling for the death or maiming of players or coaches.

That's some dark Nebraska Classy shit man. You have me questioning if I even want to poast here.

Mad_Son

I've been thinking it's time for an email campaign to LSU about we tiger fans want Jonathan Smith as oc under Orgeron

RaceBannon

DerekJohnson said:

We're not calling for the death or maiming of players or coaches.

So Jonathan I see that you have a dangerous drive home. Sure hate to see you have an accident. Especially when you pick your kids up from school. The school we know they go to.

You just have to be so careful these days to keep our loved ones safe. You know what I mean?

TierbsHsotBoobs

DerekJohnson said:

We're not calling for the death or maiming of players or coaches.

How about a minor strike or seizure? I'm looking for the line that is acceptable and will keep him away for a couple months.

dongman

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

DerekJohnson said:

We're not calling for the death or maiming of players or coaches.

How about a minor strike or seizure? I'm looking for the line that is acceptable and will keep him away for a couple months.

He decided to field a phone call from Ed O, feeling good about being such a badass OC. The interview runs overtime and smith is caught driving 70 in a 30 to meetings and runs a red light, nearly hitting a family mini van. He is almost charged with a felony but pleads guilty to reckless endangerment and Petersen places him on admistrative leave, with details of the hang up coming out later. He is subsequently fired and LSU backs off. He then spends the rest of his life in Kent as the High school OC.