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My 8yo son got bullied for his Cuogs gear today

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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,913
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    That kid needs to get into Mary Kay Letourneau's class and get fucked.

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    doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
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    My kid was a 4th grader and got jumped by 3 6th graders one day off the school bus. Came home muddy, shirt torn, bloody nose and pissed.

    me: want to make sure that doesn't happen next time? him: yup. Pulled out the boxing gloves and worked on a left jab, right hook combo. Simple one two punch right at the nose. Took 30 min. Later that night, door bell rings. Dad and one kid with a bloody nose stood at the door. Dad went into a tirade, something about his little cream puff getting bullied or some such shit. He finished with "So? what are you going to do about it?"

    Me: want a tissue? (He was holding the blood back with his hand, it was the first thing that came to mind) Dad raged, I barked back, Dad got scared turned and left. Never spoke to him again.

    20 min later, here comes my kid with a skip in his step saying simply "I took care of it" Me: care of what? ... after getting justice with bully #1 he went straight to bully #2 another bloody nose. (#3 wouldn't come to the door apparently) Escorted my kid to meet with Dad/kid #2. Explained what was happening, Dad#2 turned to his kid and said, Sounds like you deserved it. Appologise.

    We became friends.
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    section8section8 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,581
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    Jesus after one gets used to reading boreds that don't make excuses for loser football, bad coaching and shitty players reading g Cougfan is like being in the twilight zone.

    Everyone tripping over each other to explain how they'll be better in 2-3 years, not having a running g game is okay, getting perspective (like how their best team in years is going to the Sun Bowl). It may actually be worse than dooG central.
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    CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 28,948
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    doogie said:

    My kid was a 4th grader and got jumped by 3 6th graders one day off the school bus. Came home muddy, shirt torn, bloody nose and pissed.

    me: want to make sure that doesn't happen next time? him: yup. Pulled out the boxing gloves and worked on a left jab, right hook combo. Simple one two punch right at the nose. Took 30 min. Later that night, door bell rings. Dad and one kid with a bloody nose stood at the door. Dad went into a tirade, something about his little cream puff getting bullied or some such shit. He finished with "So? what are you going to do about it?"

    Me: want a tissue? (He was holding the blood back with his hand, it was the first thing that came to mind) Dad raged, I barked back, Dad got scared turned and left. Never spoke to him again.

    20 min later, here comes my kid with a skip in his step saying simply "I took care of it" Me: care of what? ... after getting justice with bully #1 he went straight to bully #2 another bloody nose. (#3 wouldn't come to the door apparently) Escorted my kid to meet with Dad/kid #2. Explained what was happening, Dad#2 turned to his kid and said, Sounds like you deserved it. Appologise.

    We became lovers and the 2 best dads to those boys.

    FTFY
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    PineapplePiratePineapplePirate Member Posts: 4,012
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    My favorite comment was how they are going to start loading up with 4 and 5 star recruits soon.
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    SledogSledog Member Posts: 30,924
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    My favorite comment was how they are going to start loading up with 4 and 5 star recruits soon.

    Pullman has that kind of appeal.
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    PetermanPeterman Member Posts: 675
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    doogie said:

    My kid was a 4th grader and got jumped by 3 6th graders one day off the school bus. Came home muddy, shirt torn, bloody nose and pissed.

    me: want to make sure that doesn't happen next time? him: yup. Pulled out the boxing gloves and worked on a left jab, right hook combo. Simple one two punch right at the nose. Took 30 min. Later that night, door bell rings. Dad and one kid with a bloody nose stood at the door. Dad went into a tirade, something about his little cream puff getting bullied or some such shit. He finished with "So? what are you going to do about it?"

    Me: want a tissue? (He was holding the blood back with his hand, it was the first thing that came to mind) Dad raged, I barked back, Dad got scared turned and left. Never spoke to him again.

    20 min later, here comes my kid with a skip in his step saying simply "I took care of it" Me: care of what? ... after getting justice with bully #1 he went straight to bully #2 another bloody nose. (#3 wouldn't come to the door apparently) Escorted my kid to meet with Dad/kid #2. Explained what was happening, Dad#2 turned to his kid and said, Sounds like you deserved it. Appologise.

    We became friends.

    Gayest story of all time
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    AlCzervikAlCzervik Member Posts: 1,774
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    Peterman said:

    doogie said:

    My kid was a 4th grader and got jumped by 3 6th graders one day off the school bus. Came home muddy, shirt torn, bloody nose and pissed.

    me: want to make sure that doesn't happen next time? him: yup. Pulled out the boxing gloves and worked on a left jab, right hook combo. Simple one two punch right at the nose. Took 30 min. Later that night, door bell rings. Dad and one kid with a bloody nose stood at the door. Dad went into a tirade, something about his little cream puff getting bullied or some such shit. He finished with "So? what are you going to do about it?"

    Me: want a tissue? (He was holding the blood back with his hand, it was the first thing that came to mind) Dad raged, I barked back, Dad got scared turned and left. Never spoke to him again.

    20 min later, here comes my kid with a skip in his step saying simply "I took care of it" Me: care of what? ... after getting justice with bully #1 he went straight to bully #2 another bloody nose. (#3 wouldn't come to the door apparently) Escorted my kid to meet with Dad/kid #2. Explained what was happening, Dad#2 turned to his kid and said, Sounds like you deserved it. Appologise.

    We became friends.

    Gayest story poaster of all time
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