Official What are You Thankful For Thread
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This is a good tip. However, I prefer to just close my mouth, let my cheeks swell up with puke, and then immediately swallow it. Not only does this method prevent puke from getting everywhere, it gives my stomach contents a second chance to digest properly.doogie said:
Tip o da day: if you're ready to launch but mistimed your move, bite down hard on your molars. Oh sure, the bile will race up thru your nasal passages and burn like hell but, you'll hit the target when you're damn good and ready to.Fenderbender123 said:I'm thankful for the stomach virus I've had to deal with all day. I was puking every 20 minutes, which gave me a lot of repetition. So now I'm really good at puking. I know exactly when that I-need-to-bolt-to-the-bathroom feeling is, and I make it there right on time, every time. Well, not every time...sometimes I have to launch my puke because I bolted just a hair too late. But my aim is almost perfect now, so it's not really a problem. If anything it's more fun to launch my puke because it's like I'm playing basketball.
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If he had mentioned crutches and a mangled will to live it would have fit you perfectly.Dennis_DeYoung said:
Basically a metaphor for my life.Fenderbender123 said:I'm thankful for the stomach virus I've had to deal with all day. I was puking every 20 minutes, which gave me a lot of repetition. So now I'm really good at puking. I know exactly when that I-need-to-bolt-to-the-bathroom feeling is, and I make it there right on time, every time. Well, not every time...sometimes I have to launch my puke because I bolted just a hair too late. But my aim is almost perfect now, so it's not really a problem. If anything it's more fun to launch my puke because it's like I'm playing basketball.
