Great perspective for restless Duck fans

TierbsHsotBoobs

http://www.espn.com/blog/pac12/post/_/id/106514/searching-for-perspective-in-eugene-through-the-eyes-of-a-woman-who-has-seen-it-all

AlCzervik

Congratulations to Mosster for making it to 100.

PineapplePirate

Paging @UODUCKGIRL

True?

Bad_MotherDucker

3 takeaways from this article

1. Fuck her and her perspective with a rusty conical cheese grater
2. Her best friend's name is Shug Thwing? Sounds like a porn star with a lisp.
3. @dergolve wood hit it

AZDuck

Jack is gone, but Danby takes her best friend Shug Thwing to a home game every year for her birthday. This year, Shug turned 100 on Sept. 3, the same day Oregon beat UC Davis in the season opener.

What in the actual fuck is a Shug Thwing?

Mosster47

When Oregon sucked they shared a weight room with the student body. The players had to attend classes with normal students. The team room was the tunnel of the stadium. Etc.

They have the best of everything now. If you have an army on horseback with spears you live with failure. If you have an army with Abrahms tanks, Apache helicopters, and automatic weapons you change your expectations.

RaceBannon

Mosster47 said:

When Oregon sucked they shared a weight room with the student body. The players had to attend classes with normal students. The team room was the tunnel of the stadium. Etc.

They have the best of everything now. If you have an army on horseback with spears you live with failure. If you have an army with Abrahms tanks, Apache helicopters, and automatic weapons you change your expectations.

lol

Oregon and Arizona both suck

PineapplePirate

Mosster47 said:

When Oregon sucked they shared a weight room with the student body. The players had to attend classes with normal students. The team room was the tunnel of the stadium. Etc.

They have the best of everything now. If you have an army on horseback with spears you live with failure. If you have an army with Abrahms tanks, Apache helicopters, and automatic weapons you change your expectations.

They don't even have a real education and we are talking about apache helicopters?

Mosster47

RaceBannon said:

Mosster47 said:

When Oregon sucked they shared a weight room with the student body. The players had to attend classes with normal students. The team room was the tunnel of the stadium. Etc.

They have the best of everything now. If you have an army on horseback with spears you live with failure. If you have an army with Abrahms tanks, Apache helicopters, and automatic weapons you change your expectations.

lol

Oregon and Arizona both suck

They are basketball schools now. Well, one always was. The other just converted.

longduckdong

I would love me a gummer. Top 10 on bucket list.

priapism

Society tells us we're not good enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnU_8VlemjE

#Don'tJudgeHelfrich.

Kaepsknee

priapism said:

Society tells us we're not good enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnU_8VlemjE

#Don'tJudgeHelfrich.

Not enough thigh gap.

Doog_de_Jour

I stopped reading when I got to this part:

"...Danby graduated from Washington State in 1938 and moved to Eugene with her husband..."

So this whole article is about a Coug who turned Duck just because she moved?!

WeAreAFatLesboSchool

I'd hit it.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Doog_de_Jour said:

I stopped reading when I got to this part:

"...Danby graduated from Washington State in 1938 and moved to Eugene with her husband..."

So this whole article is about a Coug who turned Duck just because she moved?!

She's just a Cuog/Quook troll trying to make Husky fans look bad.

Fenwick

WeAreAFatLesboSchool said:

I'd hit it.

I reckon that tough broad would hit back.

dnc

Mosster47 said:

When Oregon sucked they shared a weight room with the student body. The players had to attend classes with normal students. The team room was the tunnel of the stadium. Etc.

They have the best of everything now. If you have an army on horseback with spears you live with failure. If you have an army with Abrahms tanks, Apache helicopters, and automatic weapons you change your expectations.

@Dardanus is a duck!?!? TF???

Dardanus

This thread is an insult to helicopters. I'm disgusted by the careless, ill-informed metaphor.

RoadDawg55

longduckdong said:

I would love me a gummer. Top 10 on bucket list.

Who is gummer? Do they post here?