Calexit baby

2001400ex

Just as fucked up as Texit.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/californians-might-vote-2018-taking-223200544.html

greenblood

That would be amazing. Please GTFO California. My only question would be...where are they going to get their water? Fucking morons

topdawgnc

doogie

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChadHarrisBC/status/797615421541126144/photo/1

PurpleThrobber

greenblood said:

That would be amazing. Please GTFO California. My only question would be...where are they going to get their water? Fucking morons

The Northwest states just said 'Ka-Ching!"

doogie

State of Oregon agencies have it all figured out. They're wanting to sell Oregon's "share" of the "excess" water they have calculated the Columbia river "wastes" each day.

PurpleThrobber

doogie said:

State of Oregon agencies have it all figured out. They're wanting to sell Oregon's "share" of the "excess" water they have calculated the Columbia river "wastes" each day.

PUMP MY WATER, DUCK!

PineapplePirate

I heard Fukushima Springs is selling bottled water at a discounted rate.

Sledog

When exiting could it please fall into the Pacific ocean? More Hondo's there than any other place in the world.

Southerndawg

#CALEXIT por favor, pero puede haber un golpe de velocidad en el camino

Still, a state holds no right to secede under federal law. Californians would need to pass an amendment to the US Constitution, which requires the blessings of the other 49 states.

PurpleThrobber

Southerndawg said:

#CALEXIT por favor, pero puede haber un golpe de velocidad en el camino

Still, a state holds no right to secede under federal law. Californians would need to pass an amendment to the US Constitution, which requires the blessings of the other 49 states.

It's doable.

RaceBannon

Good luck with your Northwest Conference Group of 5 league

Meanwhile the Republic of California and the Republic of Texas will make a new league

USC
UCLA
Stanford
Cal (still too high)
Texas
Texas A&M
Texas Tech
Oklahoma
Oklahoma State
TCU
Baylor
Houston
Mexico City

doogie

Unbalanced conference? Good luck with that.

greenblood

Will the Californians realize they'll need a passport to ever exit the state?

Southerndawg

greenblood said:

Will the Californians realize they'll need a passport to ever exit the state?

¿Pasaporte? ¡No necesitamos pasaportes malolientes! Subiremos y cavaremos bajo las paredes. Mucha práctica ya se ha ganado. Gringos tontos.

PurpleThrobber

RaceBannon said:

Good luck with your Northwest Conference Group of 5 league

Meanwhile the Republic of California and the Republic of Texas will make a new league

USC
UCLA
Stanford
Cal (still too high)
Texas
Texas A&M
Texas Tech
Oklahoma
Oklahoma State
TCU
Baylor
Houston
Mexico City

Within 5 years, the Republic of Texas would invade and take the oil in SoCal.

RaceBannon

PurpleThrobber said:

RaceBannon said:

Good luck with your Northwest Conference Group of 5 league

Meanwhile the Republic of California and the Republic of Texas will make a new league

USC
UCLA
Stanford
Cal (still too high)
Texas
Texas A&M
Texas Tech
Oklahoma
Oklahoma State
TCU
Baylor
Houston
Mexico City

Within 5 years, the Republic of Texas would invade and take the oil in SoCal.

topdawgnc

Southerndawg said:

#CALEXIT por favor, pero puede haber un golpe de velocidad en el camino

Still, a state holds no right to secede under federal law. Californians would need to pass an amendment to the US Constitution, which requires the blessings of the other 49 states.

That's easy.

greenblood

topdawgnc said:

Southerndawg said:

#CALEXIT por favor, pero puede haber un golpe de velocidad en el camino

Still, a state holds no right to secede under federal law. Californians would need to pass an amendment to the US Constitution, which requires the blessings of the other 49 states.

That's easy.

Why wouldn't the other 49 states approve?

California is a drain on the federal economy. The other states can't sign fast enough.

WeAreAFatLesboSchool

I'd like to see #HondoExit

Then I'd like to see #HondoDieInAShittyATVAccident.

PurpleJ

RaceBannon said:

Good luck with your Northwest Conference Group of 5 league

Meanwhile the Republic of California and the Republic of Texas will make a new league

USC
UCLA
Stanford
Cal (still too high)
Texas
Texas A&M
Texas Tech
Oklahoma
Oklahoma State
TCU
Baylor
Houston
Mexico City

We can join the Big East.