For some reason I think this is the year the Pac-12 gets exposed as the bottom-feeding carp.
Il gruppo settentrionale:
Wazzu loses to CU, beats UW UW beats ASU (if not they should light themselves on fire with @PsalmWooching's fire stick Stanford beats Cal and Rice Cal loses to Stanford, beats UCLA Oregon loses to Utah (badly) and OSU (close) OSU loses to Arizona and beats Oregon
Il gruppo meridionale:
Colorado beats Wazzu and Utah USC beats UCLA and Notre Lame (lol!) Utah buttfucks Oregon without any lube and loses close to CU ASU loses to UW and beats Arizona UCLA loses to USC and Cal Arizona beats OSU and loses to ASU
Classifica finale:
El Norte:
Wazzu 8-1 (9-3) UW 7-2 (10-2) Stanford 6-3 (9-3) Cal 3-6 (5-7) - misses bowel due to lousy APR OSU 2-7 (3-9) whOregon (lol!) 1-8 (2-10) - Helfrich gets his ass fired
Tha Dirty Souf:
Colorado 8-1 (10-2) USC 7-2 (9-3) Utah 6-3 (9-3) ASU 3-6 (6-6) BOWEL ELIGIBLE UCLAfaggots 2-7 (4-8) Does Mora need moar time? Arizona 1-8 (3-9) BEST COACH IN THE LEAGUE, FUCKERS
Vagina Trophy Gayme:
Colorado beats Wazzu because of some elementary coaching mistake that Leach commits, twice.
Bowels:
PLAYOFF: 404 not found Rose: Colorado (hardy har har Arizona still hasn't ever been and never will) Alamo: Wazzu (better conference record and head to head!) Holiday: USC (butts in seats and eyes on TVs) Foster Farms: Warshington (Stanford would get the invite but they have no fan base) Sun: Stanford Vegas: Utah (lots of nearby Mormons, plus they get to beat up on their old buddies from MWC) Cactus: Arizona State (HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE, bitches)
At home on the couch crying and eating ice cream straight out of the carton:
For some reason I think this is the year the Pac-12 gets exposed as the bottom-feeding carp.
Il gruppo settentrionale:
Wazzu loses to CU, beats UW UW beats ASU (if not they should light themselves on fire with @PsalmWooching's fire stick Stanford beats Cal and Rice Cal loses to Stanford, beats UCLA Oregon loses to Utah (badly) and OSU (close) OSU loses to Arizona and beats Oregon
Il gruppo meridionale:
Colorado beats Wazzu and Utah USC beats UCLA and Notre Lame (lol!) Utah buttfucks Oregon without any lube and loses close to CU ASU loses to UW and beats Arizona UCLA loses to USC and Cal Arizona beats OSU and loses to ASU
Classifica finale:
El Norte:
Wazzu 8-1 (9-3) UW 7-2 (10-2) Stanford 6-3 (9-3) Cal 3-6 (5-7) - misses bowel due to lousy APR OSU 2-7 (3-9) whOregon (lol!) 1-8 (2-10) - Helfrich gets his ass fired
Tha Dirty Souf:
Colorado 8-1 (10-2) USC 7-2 (9-3) Utah 6-3 (9-3) ASU 3-6 (6-6) BOWEL ELIGIBLE UCLAfaggots 2-7 (4-8) Does Mora need moar time? Arizona 1-8 (3-9) BEST COACH IN THE LEAGUE, FUCKERS
Vagina Trophy Gayme:
Colorado beats Wazzu because of some elementary coaching mistake that Leach commits, twice.
Bowels:
PLAYOFF: 404 not found Rose: Colorado (hardy har har Arizona still hasn't ever been and never will) Alamo: Wazzu (better conference record and head to head!) Holiday: USC (butts in seats and eyes on TVs) Foster Farms: Warshington (Stanford would get the invite but they have no fan base) Sun: Stanford Vegas: Utah (lots of nearby Mormons, plus they get to beat up on their old buddies from MWC) Cactus: Arizona State (HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE, bitches)
At home on the couch crying and eating ice cream straight out of the carton:
For some reason I think this is the year the Pac-12 gets exposed as the bottom-feeding carp.
Il gruppo settentrionale:
Wazzu loses to CU, beats UW UW beats ASU (if not they should light themselves on fire with @PsalmWooching's fire stick Stanford beats Cal and Rice Cal loses to Stanford, beats UCLA Oregon loses to Utah (badly) and OSU (close) OSU loses to Arizona and beats Oregon
Il gruppo meridionale:
Colorado beats Wazzu and Utah USC beats UCLA and Notre Lame (lol!) Utah buttfucks Oregon without any lube and loses close to CU ASU loses to UW and beats Arizona UCLA loses to USC and Cal Arizona beats OSU and loses to ASU
Classifica finale:
El Norte:
Wazzu 8-1 (9-3) UW 7-2 (10-2) Stanford 6-3 (9-3) Cal 3-6 (5-7) - misses bowel due to lousy APR OSU 2-7 (3-9) whOregon (lol!) 1-8 (2-10) - Helfrich gets his ass fired
Tha Dirty Souf:
Colorado 8-1 (10-2) USC 7-2 (9-3) Utah 6-3 (9-3) ASU 3-6 (6-6) BOWEL ELIGIBLE UCLAfaggots 2-7 (4-8) Does Mora need moar time? Arizona 1-8 (3-9) BEST COACH IN THE LEAGUE, FUCKERS
Vagina Trophy Gayme:
Colorado beats Wazzu because of some elementary coaching mistake that Leach commits, twice.
Bowels:
PLAYOFF: 404 not found Rose: Colorado (hardy har har Arizona still hasn't ever been and never will) Alamo: Wazzu (better conference record and head to head!) Holiday: USC (butts in seats and eyes on TVs) Foster Farms: Warshington (Stanford would get the invite but they have no fan base) Sun: Stanford Vegas: Utah (lots of nearby Mormons, plus they get to beat up on their old buddies from MWC) Cactus: Arizona State (HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE, bitches)
At home on the couch crying and eating ice cream straight out of the carton:
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I love it when his lack of football knowledge is exposed.
Il gruppo settentrionale:
Wazzu loses to CU, beats UW
UW beats ASU (if not they should light themselves on fire with @PsalmWooching's fire stick
Stanford beats Cal and Rice
Cal loses to Stanford, beats UCLA
Oregon loses to Utah (badly) and OSU (close)
OSU loses to Arizona and beats Oregon
Il gruppo meridionale:
Colorado beats Wazzu and Utah
USC beats UCLA and Notre Lame (lol!)
Utah buttfucks Oregon without any lube and loses close to CU
ASU loses to UW and beats Arizona
UCLA loses to USC and Cal
Arizona beats OSU and loses to ASU
Classifica finale:
El Norte:
Wazzu 8-1 (9-3)
UW 7-2 (10-2)
Stanford 6-3 (9-3)
Cal 3-6 (5-7) - misses bowel due to lousy APR
OSU 2-7 (3-9)
whOregon (lol!) 1-8 (2-10) - Helfrich gets his ass fired
Tha Dirty Souf:
Colorado 8-1 (10-2)
USC 7-2 (9-3)
Utah 6-3 (9-3)
ASU 3-6 (6-6) BOWEL ELIGIBLE
UCLAfaggots 2-7 (4-8) Does Mora need moar time?
Arizona 1-8 (3-9) BEST COACH IN THE LEAGUE, FUCKERS
Vagina Trophy Gayme:
Colorado beats Wazzu because of some elementary coaching mistake that Leach commits, twice.
Bowels:
PLAYOFF: 404 not found
Rose: Colorado (hardy har har Arizona still hasn't ever been and never will)
Alamo: Wazzu (better conference record and head to head!)
Holiday: USC (butts in seats and eyes on TVs)
Foster Farms: Warshington (Stanford would get the invite but they have no fan base)
Sun: Stanford
Vegas: Utah (lots of nearby Mormons, plus they get to beat up on their old buddies from MWC)
Cactus: Arizona State (HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE, bitches)
At home on the couch crying and eating ice cream straight out of the carton:
Cal
Oregon
Oregon State
UCLA
Arizona