Oregon files to secede from US

TurdBomber

They were expelled a decade ago. Just that nobody told them yet and they're too fucking thick to figure it out on their own.

Sledog

I think they should head to Mexico those birkenstocks suck in the snow.

Dawgs4ever

CuntWaffle said:

I thought they were all moving to Canada? That plan probably backfired when they realized Canada has immigration laws.

Plan B

And actually enforces them... I bet that took the idiots by surprise.

Kaepsknee

RaceBannon said:

California would be the world's 6th largest economy or something like that

Until the Colorado river was diverted. Then it would be like an old Salton Sea resort

RaceBannon

salemcoog said:

RaceBannon said:

California would be the world's 6th largest economy or something like that

Until the Colorado river was diverted. Then it would be like an old Salton Sea resort

We'd march north to the Columbia

doogie

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Southerndawg

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GrundleStiltzkin

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PurpleJ

Just let Mexico annex California.

Southerndawg

GrundleStiltzkin said:

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LEARN TO SEND A PM YOU IDIOT! HAHAHA

Southerndawg

PurpleJ said:

Just let Mexico annex California.

The wall get's a lot longer if that happens. More jobs.

GrundleStiltzkin

Southerndawg said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

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LEARN TO SEND A TELEGRAM YOU IDIOT! HAHAHA

haie

doogie said:

Secession from football was only a trial balloon, it seems: "Oregonian values are no longer the values held by the rest of the United States,"

http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/11/after_trump_victory_oregonians.html

Oregonians are the biggest drippy cunts in this country. And they are so proud of having accomplished absolutely nothing. Can't wait to move back to my trailer in Washougal in a year.

doogie

State of Oregon has conducted a study and calculated how much money they will make selling "excess" water from "their" half of the Columbia river.

PurpleThrobber

doogie said:

State of Oregon has conducted a study and calculated how much money they will make selling "excess" water from "their" half of the Columbia river.

When BC and Washington cut off the flow, that's gonna be tough.

Maybe they can divert a little from the Snake over by Ontario if they don't piss of Idaho too much.

Kaepsknee

RaceBannon said:

salemcoog said:

RaceBannon said:

California would be the world's 6th largest economy or something like that

Until the Colorado river was diverted. Then it would be like an old Salton Sea resort

We'd march north to the Columbia

And Swayes Modoc ghosts would Stone you in your tracks.

H_D

doogie said:

Secession from football was only a trial balloon, it seems: "Oregonian values are no longer the values held by the rest of the United States,"

http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/11/after_trump_victory_oregonians.html

Will people be able to pump their own gas in this new country?