Oregon files to secede from US

doogie

Secession from football was only a trial balloon, it seems: "Oregonian values are no longer the values held by the rest of the United States,"

http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/11/after_trump_victory_oregonians.html

HoustonHusky

So can we kick them out of the Pac12 and add some Texas teams now?

CuntWaffle

I thought they were all moving to Canada? That plan probably backfired when they realized Canada has immigration laws.

Plan B

RaceBannon

Bye Felicia

whatshouldicareabout

doogie said:

Secession from football was only a trial balloon, it seems: "Oregonian values are no longer the values held by the rest of the United States,"

http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/11/after_trump_victory_oregonians.html

Doogles

Touchdown Portland!

BearsWiin

What are they going to do about all those red counties east of the I-5 corridor? California has the same issue; inland is as conservative as the Midwest.

Secession has such a successful track record in American history

MisterEm

Later guys.

greenblood

Doogles said:

Touchdown Portland!

Now 70-35, Petersen better get his crap together, Ducks making a fourth quarter comeback.

Southerndawg

https://twitter.com/Daniel_Ohana/status/796826620866809856

topdawgnc

Praise Be To Allah.

I believe west of the Cascades from Bellingham south to Eugene should sell their couch.

All of California can go with them.

topdawgnc

The rocket scientist who suggested this ...

Does realize you have to actually produced something to have a viable economy.

Uncle Phil has his hands full subsidizing UO ... he can't finance The United Socialist Oregon Republic too.

PurpleJ

Would that make me a refugee?

Tequilla

That would likely get me to move back to Texas

PurpleThrobber

Maybe Portland, Seattle and San Francisco can form their own little virtual country and leave the rest of us the fuck alone to live our lives.

Kaepsknee

It's Ironic that most of the folks who want to secceed get some sort of Check from the Federal government for their survival.




It seems they haven't thought this thing through.

Southerndawg

salemcoog said:

It's Ironic that most of the folks who want to secceed get some sort of Check from the Federal government for their survival.




It seems they haven't thought this thing through.

Rioting, lynch mobs hanging Trump in effigy, and throwing temper tantrums all courtesy of the love Trumps hate crowd. It's hilarious.

RaceBannon

California would be the world's 6th largest economy or something like that

doogie

Just wait till they learn about all those Federal funds they'll be losing to retain their precious Sanctuary Cities.

PurpleThrobber

RaceBannon said:

California would be the world's 6th largest economy or something like that

We'll keep the Inland Empire and Humboldt County.

See how SF and Portland survive without food and weed.

topdawgnc

RaceBannon said:

California would be the world's 6th largest economy or something like that

That's like saying Oregon would remain a top sports school if they told Uncle Phil to Fuck off.