Still haven't slept...

Swaye

Been awake all night. Party at the rock quarry was nails. Probably 150 people, of which at least half were chicks. Surprising amount of nudity for how cold it got. Multiple bonfires everywhere though. All the booze you could drink. DJ on a flat bed trailer. He was white, so not as funny. Did play lots of metal though, so that's cool. Lots of gunfire into a berm section of the quarry, which was fun. Especially when buzzed. Anyway, drilled a chick named Katy I nailed about 2 years ago at another party in the back of an old Bronco and then watched her dance topless in front of a fire. What a whore. Party was still going before dawn with about half the original crowd, but I couldn't take it anymore. There was no reception at all in the quarry bowl in the middle of nowhere so I left to find out the game score.

Got to a 7-11, parked the car, got the score on my phone, picked up a hot dog at 4AM, then figured fuck it, why go back? Already done some blow, got drunk and then sober, and knocked the back out of a hot skinny slut. Time to go home. Got home, made toast, grabbed a Mountain Dew and dropped my ass on the couch. Grabbed iPAD to come to this shithole and post while I watched the game on DVR. Victory.

Now I'm going to go pass out for a few hours. Hate to admit it, but I turned 43 this year, and I am starting to feel these party nights in a bad way. Might need to call up spirit fingers and confess my infidelity. Or not. Fuck it.

TierbsHsotBoobs

You know why

Pitchfork51

Toast was an interesting choice

Swaye

Speaking of interesting choices, Katy has fake tits. But, they are like B cups. I sort of wanted to ask her "what was the fucking point?'

DeepSeaZ

And no pics in the wigwam?

DeepSeaZ

Swaye said:

Speaking of interesting choices, Katy has fake tits. But, they are like B cups. I sort of wanted to ask her "what was the fucking point?'

The originals got lopped off because of cancer.

Swaye

DeepSeaZ said:

And no pics in the wigwam?

DeepSeaZ

Swaye said:

DeepSeaZ said:

And no pics in the wigwam?

Yes

Swaye

DeepSeaZ said:

Swaye said:

DeepSeaZ said:

And no pics in the wigwam?

Yes

I can't argue with your logic.

89ute

Swaye said:

Been awake all night. Party at the rock quarry was nails. Probably 150 people, of which at least half were chicks. Surprising amount of nudity for how cold it got. Multiple bonfires everywhere though. All the booze you could drink. DJ on a flat bed trailer. He was white, so not as funny. Did play lots of metal though, so that's cool. Lots of gunfire into a berm section of the quarry, which was fun. Especially when buzzed. Anyway, drilled a chick named Katy I nailed about 2 years ago at another party in the back of an old Bronco and then watched her dance topless in front of a fire. What a whore. Party was still going before dawn with about half the original crowd, but I couldn't take it anymore. There was no reception at all in the quarry bowl in the middle of nowhere so I left to find out the game score.

Got to a 7-11, parked the car, got the score on my phone, picked up a hot dog at 4AM, then figured fuck it, why go back? Already done some blow, got drunk and then sober, and knocked the back out of a hot skinny slut. Time to go home. Got home, made toast, grabbed a Mountain Dew and dropped my ass on the couch. Grabbed iPAD to come to this shithole and post while I watched the game on DVR. Victory.

Now I'm going to go pass out for a few hours. Hate to admit it, but I turned 43 this year, and I am starting to feel these party nights in a bad way. Might need to call up spirit fingers and confess my infidelity. Or not. Fuck it.

So all your wives are okay with this?

Swaye

89ute said:

Swaye said:

Been awake all night. Party at the rock quarry was nails. Probably 150 people, of which at least half were chicks. Surprising amount of nudity for how cold it got. Multiple bonfires everywhere though. All the booze you could drink. DJ on a flat bed trailer. He was white, so not as funny. Did play lots of metal though, so that's cool. Lots of gunfire into a berm section of the quarry, which was fun. Especially when buzzed. Anyway, drilled a chick named Katy I nailed about 2 years ago at another party in the back of an old Bronco and then watched her dance topless in front of a fire. What a whore. Party was still going before dawn with about half the original crowd, but I couldn't take it anymore. There was no reception at all in the quarry bowl in the middle of nowhere so I left to find out the game score.

Got to a 7-11, parked the car, got the score on my phone, picked up a hot dog at 4AM, then figured fuck it, why go back? Already done some blow, got drunk and then sober, and knocked the back out of a hot skinny slut. Time to go home. Got home, made toast, grabbed a Mountain Dew and dropped my ass on the couch. Grabbed iPAD to come to this shithole and post while I watched the game on DVR. Victory.

Now I'm going to go pass out for a few hours. Hate to admit it, but I turned 43 this year, and I am starting to feel these party nights in a bad way. Might need to call up spirit fingers and confess my infidelity. Or not. Fuck it.

So all your wives are okay with this?

Wives?

89ute

Pardon me, I guess it'a a Utah thing. Forgot where I was.

Swaye

89ute said:

Pardon me, I guess it'a a Utah thing. Forgot where I was.

It's fine. Was a nice set up to use the Heston with Trump hat lol'ing gif I've been sitting on for awhile.

89ute

Swaye said:

89ute said:

Pardon me, I guess it'a a Utah thing. Forgot where I was.

It's fine. Was a nice set up to use the Heston with Trump hat lol'ing gif I've been sitting on for awhile.

I don't mind being a straight man now and again.

Dennis_DeYoung

Swaye said:

DeepSeaZ said:

And no pics in the wigwam?

Dance you injun faggot!

YellowSnow

Obligatory firearms and firewater don't mix comment.

Swaye

YellowSnow said:

Obligatory firearms and firewater don't mix comment.

You really haven't lived until you put an entire clip from a Steyr AUG into a tree, while drunk, at 2AM.

haie

Last night was fucking horrible for me. Was the fiance's birthday, and had to go to her parents who are die hard boov alums and season ticket holders and pretend like OSU isn't complete shit and hold off on my usual "Berkeley bear faggot" comments.

I'm watching a replay of the game now and getting tanked to make up for it.

Swaye

haie said:

Last night was fucking horrible for me. Was the fiance's birthday, and had to go to her parents who are die hard boov alums and season ticket holders and pretend like OSU isn't complete shit and hold off on my usual "Berkeley bear faggot" comments.

I'm watching a replay of the game now and getting tanked to make up for it.

Dude, that's really fucking terrible. Are you sure this girl is "the one?" If not PM me her digits. TIA.

haie

Swaye said:

haie said:

Last night was fucking horrible for me. Was the fiance's birthday, and had to go to her parents who are die hard boov alums and season ticket holders and pretend like OSU isn't complete shit and hold off on my usual "Berkeley bear faggot" comments.

I'm watching a replay of the game now and getting tanked to make up for it.

Dude, that's really fucking terrible. Are you sure this girl is "the one?" If not PM me her digits. TIA.

Well you clearly aren't willing to get married so what the fuck else am I supposed to do?

Swaye

haie said:

Swaye said:

haie said:

Last night was fucking horrible for me. Was the fiance's birthday, and had to go to her parents who are die hard boov alums and season ticket holders and pretend like OSU isn't complete shit and hold off on my usual "Berkeley bear faggot" comments.

I'm watching a replay of the game now and getting tanked to make up for it.

Dude, that's really fucking terrible. Are you sure this girl is "the one?" If not PM me her digits. TIA.

Well you clearly aren't willing to get married so what the fuck else am I supposed to do?

I laffed