5 reasons

Mad_Son

http://bearinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?103881-Five-reasons-Oski-wins-on-Saturnday

"And just in case anyone is not convinced of your trollishness... here's some of this mental midget's other handiwork:

https://www.reddit.com/user/cincorazones/
http://www.wearesc.com/forums/forum/...ns-on-thursday
http://www.scout.com/college/stanfor...-uw-beats-furd
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=116530

Are you a real person or some kind of bizzaro SPAM-bot?"

"No, TheCatch is a deep insider. You'd HAVE to be to know that "Virta Vea" is what the players and coaches call Victor Viramontes (It all started one day at an early practice when Ossai and Nunchuck mispronounced Viramontes' name... it sorta came out ""Virta Vea" and it stuck! Not too many people know that...).

I'm figuring that TheCatch (who we will soon refer to as "TheSource", or "TheOracle") is dropping us a tidbit, coded of course: Victor Viramontes will be being unleashed as a linebacker this Saturday night, where he will quickly ramp up to All-America level play. But it's all hush-hush right now: I will probably be in trouble for correctly decoding his post, but I couldn't resist.

Go Bears!"

MelloDawg

"I don't think Bazakas has seen the field yet his year, there is nobody named "Ossai" (maybe Ooms?), and Stuckey just medically retired"

Oooms! We've had it wrong the whole time.

I also don't think I saw the Seahawks one he linked. That's hilarious.

"By the way, I originely from Belgium, pleas forget mistake in English. GO SEAHWK@!"

FremontTroll

That might be the deepest bite on 5 reasons of all time.

CuntWaffle

I love 5 reasons

HuskyJW

I tried telling my wife about 5 Reasons.

She looked at me like I was a total moron.

UWhuskytskeet

HuskyJW said:

I tried telling my wife about 5 Reasons.

She looked at me like I was a total moron.

Someone kill me if I ever mention this site to my wife.

LoneStarDawg

HuskyJW said:

I tried telling my wife about 5 Reasons anything on HH.

She looked at me like I was a total moron.

ApostleofGrief

I like "half of these players are out with injury and the other half, who are they?"

I never get tired of hearing the line is ready to rumble.

LoneStarDawg

remember when cinq raisons was the only thing to look forward to during the season?

dongman

During a football game my girlfriend asked me why I was on the phone so much. The title hardcore husky got a disgusted look, followed by another for a football forum, followed by a third after explaining what trolling is. I stopped at that and put my phone down.

rodmansrage

UWhuskytskeet said:

HuskyJW said:

I tried telling my wife about 5 Reasons.

She looked at me like I was a total moron.

Someone kill me if I ever mention this site to my wife.

i mentioned this site to your wife.






















when i was crawlin off her the other night.

UWhuskytskeet

rodmansrage said:

UWhuskytskeet said:

HuskyJW said:

I tried telling my wife about 5 Reasons.

She looked at me like I was a total moron.

Someone kill me if I ever mention this site to my wife.

i mentioned this site to your wife.








when i was crawlin off her the other night.

Hurtful.

MelloDawg

UWhuskytskeet said:

HuskyJW said:

I tried telling my wife about 5 Reasons.

She looked at me like I was a total moron.

Someone kill me if I ever mention this site to my husband.

FTFY

Pitchfork51

rodmansrage said:

UWhuskytskeet said:

HuskyJW said:

I tried telling my wife about 5 Reasons.

She looked at me like I was a total moron.

Someone kill me if I ever mention this site to my wife.

i mentioned this site to your wife.






















when i was crawlin off her the other night.

Isafnrc

Quietcowskee

Chorizo Nunchuk.

Boy, how I've missed that little Mexican Eskimo...