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UW Football needs its own trend-setting sideline innovation

... to keep with breakthroughs such as Alabama's injury tent:


or Oregon's Porta-Potty (could anything be more appropriate this season?):



With that mind, how about the official Husky Rub n' Tug?




Positives
Solid recruiting tool
Plenty of attractive Asian women in Seattle area to populate staff
Exciting opportunities for branding and sponsorship
Could soothe Van Winkle's "nerves" before possible game-winning field goal attempt

Negatives
May not be politically correct
Could lead to only 8 or 9 players available to cover kickoffs after Husky touchdowns
Ken Griswold continually lurking outside tent entrance with camera and banana in hand
Could be vetoed by Coach Pete.

Thoughts?




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