PSA to the bored

CuntWaffle

450 of them were knee pushups
It wasnt a test for local fire and police, where hotcake flipping mom's get preferential knee-pushups. Then in the heart of battle get the shit kicked out of them because theyre too week to hold down a perp or carry a firehose 3 feet without complaining "its so heavy"...

Listen bitches, stay home with the kids, cook dinner for and fuck your hard working husband when he gets home and stay away from jobs you physically have no business attempting to do.

Pup made a few keen observations in his life. Women are too clumsy, uncoordinated and slow to play mens' sports and too weak and emotional to hold down a man's job.

Now listen every cunt out there, here are your options in life. Sit your fat dimply dumper in an office chair, lay on your back in stinky hotel rooms or serve drinks to thirsty men in a bar, these are the only jobs you are good at. Otherwise stay at home and shut the fuck up. The only knee pushups you should be doing are with man firmly behind you with his peeper stuck firmly in your pooper. (less)

WeAreAFatLesboSchool

I seriously wish that worthless waste of resources would choke to death.

rodmansrage

CuntWaffle said:

450 of them were knee pushups
It wasnt a test for local fire and police, where hotcake flipping mom's get preferential knee-pushups. Then in the heart of battle get the shit kicked out of them because theyre too week to hold down a perp or carry a firehose 3 feet without complaining "its so heavy"...

Listen bitches, stay home with the kids, cook dinner for and fuck your hard working husband when he gets home and stay away from jobs you physically have no business attempting to do.

Pup made a few keen observations in his life. Women are too clumsy, uncoordinated and slow to play mens' sports and too weak and emotional to hold down a man's job.

Now listen every cunt out there, here are your options in life. Sit your fat dimply dumper in an office chair, lay on your back in stinky hotel rooms or serve drinks to thirsty men in a bar, these are the only jobs you are good at. Otherwise stay at home and shut the fuck up. The only knee pushups you should be doing are with man firmly behind you with his peeper stuck firmly in your pooper. (less)

which would have yielded him 7 points on the physical ability test:



cool story, tho.

Doogstone

WeAreAFatLesboSchool said:

I seriously wish that worthless waste of resources would choke to death.

Why does he make you so consistently mad? lol

Embrace it.

BearsWiin

rodmansrage said:

CuntWaffle said:

450 of them were knee pushups
It wasnt a test for local fire and police, where hotcake flipping mom's get preferential knee-pushups. Then in the heart of battle get the shit kicked out of them because theyre too week to hold down a perp or carry a firehose 3 feet without complaining "its so heavy"...

Listen bitches, stay home with the kids, cook dinner for and fuck your hard working husband when he gets home and stay away from jobs you physically have no business attempting to do.

Pup made a few keen observations in his life. Women are too clumsy, uncoordinated and slow to play mens' sports and too weak and emotional to hold down a man's job.

Now listen every cunt out there, here are your options in life. Sit your fat dimply dumper in an office chair, lay on your back in stinky hotel rooms or serve drinks to thirsty men in a bar, these are the only jobs you are good at. Otherwise stay at home and shut the fuck up. The only knee pushups you should be doing are with man firmly behind you with his peeper stuck firmly in your pooper. (less)

which would have yielded him 7 points on the physical ability test:



cool story, tho.

FEWER GODDAMMIT

Doogstone

BearsWiin said:

rodmansrage said:

CuntWaffle said:

450 of them were knee pushups
It wasnt a test for local fire and police, where hotcake flipping mom's get preferential knee-pushups. Then in the heart of battle get the shit kicked out of them because theyre too week to hold down a perp or carry a firehose 3 feet without complaining "its so heavy"...

Listen bitches, stay home with the kids, cook dinner for and fuck your hard working husband when he gets home and stay away from jobs you physically have no business attempting to do.

Pup made a few keen observations in his life. Women are too clumsy, uncoordinated and slow to play mens' sports and too weak and emotional to hold down a man's job.

Now listen every cunt out there, here are your options in life. Sit your fat dimply dumper in an office chair, lay on your back in stinky hotel rooms or serve drinks to thirsty men in a bar, these are the only jobs you are good at. Otherwise stay at home and shut the fuck up. The only knee pushups you should be doing are with man firmly behind you with his peeper stuck firmly in your pooper. (less)

which would have yielded him 7 points on the physical ability test:



cool story, tho.

FEWER GODDAMMIT