What I'm hearing, CSB edition.

Alexis

My kid is home this weekend because the state where he goes to school feels that Christopher Columbus is a big enough hero to give a 4 day weekend for (sorry Swaye) and he was hanging out with a couple of his UW buddies. Apparently after the Stanford game, a bunch of the players went to a frat party. Cobra, Sidney MF Jones, Zeke Turner, and National Defensive Player of the Week, and 4 star competitive fire twirler, Psalm Wooching attempted to gain entrance.

The kid at the door let the players he recognized in. Cobra, Sidney, and Zeke all made the cut. Apparently POTW wasn't well known enough to get in. Zeke Turner was tho.

CSB I know.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I'm assuming P-Salm wiped all the dance paint off and because of that, the kid at the door didn't know him

Mad_Son

It is disturbing that there are frats where the starters (be they awesome or shit) aren't known.... like maybe door kid was playing dumb but psalm is fucking recognizable... uw has hyped him a lot...

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Mad_Son said:

It is disturbing that there are frats where the starters (be they awesome or shit) aren't known.... like maybe door kid was playing dumb but psalm is fucking recognizable... uw has hyped him a lot...

But he always has the face paint on him in that hype. Totally unrecognizable without the face paint.

Kinda like Clark Kent has glasses but then takes them off when he goes to Super Man mode and nobody recognizes him.

Now I'm not saying P-Salm is Super Man so don't twist.

UWerentThereMan

Then Cobra, Sidney, and Zeke beat up the noid at the door for giving their teamate shit. Then out of nowhere String appears, beats up a 12, and steals his girlfriends camera.

HuskyJW

I cant believe they let any of them in.

doogsinparadise

Encouraging that Jake is hanging with Syd Jones. Kinda funny that they didn't get Psalm into the party.

doogsinparadise

Also, what kind of problematic triggering school does your kid go to?

HuskyHalfBrain

Only beavers were allowed in at my frat parties.

All other bums were charged.

YeahILikeDawgs

Back in 2002-ish Reggie Williams and Rich Alexis tried to get into my frat. Our door guy said Reggie could come right in, but wouldn't let Rich in at first and said something about his 3 ypc avg (we all remember "Rich Alexis with the carry, gain of about a yard"), and Rich proceeded to punch him in the face. Needless to say he didn't get in.

Alexis

YeahILikeDawgs said:

Back in 2002-ish Reggie Williams and Rich Alexis tried to get into my frat. Our door guy said Reggie could come right in, but wouldn't let Rich in at first and said something about his 3 ypc avg (we all remember "Rich Alexis with the carry, gain of about a yard"), and Rich proceeded to punch him in the face. Needless to say he didn't get in.

Free pub!

Alexis

doogsinparadise said:

Also, what kind of problematic triggering school does your kid go to?

ASU don't care about Swaye's peeps. But they probably have class on January 15. Trade offs.

Doogstone

why wouldn't cobra and sydney tell the dudes to let psalm in

if they don't like psalm why were they hanging out together

something is missing from story or your son's buddies are full of shit IMO

helps trump IMO

MelloDawg

YeahILikeDawgs said:

Back in 2002-ish Reggie Williams and Rich Alexis tried to get into my frat. Our door guy said Reggie could come right in, but wouldn't let Rich in at first and said something about his 3 ypc avg (we all remember "Rich Alexis with the carry, gain of about a yard"), and Rich proceeded to punch him in the face. Needless to say he didn't get in.

I remember that story and it was told exactly that way to me 14 years ago when it happened

Alexis

Doogstone said:

why wouldn't cobra and sydney tell the dudes to let psalm in

if they don't like psalm why were they hanging out together

something is missing from story or your son's buddies are full of shit IMO

helps trump IMO

They showed up at different times

GreenRiverGatorz

Then fuck that frat. After a game like the Stanford one, even the walk-ons should be getting free sorority pussy. Only in the Pac-12 do students not recognize a starter, faggy fire breathers or not.

doogsinparadise

YeahILikeDawgs said:

Back in 2002-ish Reggie Williams and Rich Alexis tried to get into my frat. Our door guy said Reggie could come right in, but wouldn't let Rich in at first and said something about his 3 ypc avg (we all remember "Rich Alexis with the carry, gain of about a yard"), and Rich proceeded to punch him in the face. Needless to say he didn't get in.

This is why this site kicks the nuts off of brand X.

Swaye

Alexis said:

doogsinparadise said:

Also, what kind of problematic triggering school does your kid go to?

ASU don't care about Swaye's peeps. But they probably have class on January 15. Trade offs.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Swaye said:

Alexis said:

doogsinparadise said:

Also, what kind of problematic triggering school does your kid go to?

ASU don't care about Swaye's peeps. But they probably have class on January 15. Trade offs.

She looks like she's on one those riding vibrators

Mad_Son

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Swaye said:

Alexis said:

doogsinparadise said:

Also, what kind of problematic triggering school does your kid go to?

ASU don't care about Swaye's peeps. But they probably have class on January 15. Trade offs.

She looks like she's on one those riding vibrators

Sybian

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Mad_Son said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Swaye said:

Alexis said:

doogsinparadise said:

Also, what kind of problematic triggering school does your kid go to?

ASU don't care about Swaye's peeps. But they probably have class on January 15. Trade offs.

She looks like she's on one those riding vibrators

Sybian

Yes but I didn't know how many of the degenerates would know the actual name.

You sir, are my kind of degenerate.