Betting Tip--and why UW should not be worried at all

ntxduck

Betting Tip: Helfrich is 0-5 ATS 2H so far this year (for those of you who have access to 2H lines at halftime). 4 of those have not been close at all.

Going back to the Utah debacle last year, Helfrich is 2-12 ATS 2H.

I can't remember another coach in NCAA with that awful of a run at a P5 school. Why are some of you jamokes even worried about this game. It will be like watching Bobby Fischer (CP) play chess against a smart chimp (Helf).

TLDR: Helfrich can't make adjustments for shit. Huskies win easily, say, 34-17...and if the game is close at half or the Huskies are down...Bet the fucking house on UW 2H.

FremontTroll

Betting trends are usually hindsight bullshit and not predictive but there might be something to this one...I am curious how the Chipster did ATS 2H. Seemed like the ducks always used to wear opponents down with their tempo and eventualky break through in the second half.

PineapplePirate

If they think they're gonna break through national defensive player of the week Psalm fucking Wooching they got another thing coming. The only thing breaking this weekend is the ankles that Greg Gaines chooses to break.

Despite that we still lose.

AIRWOLF

FremontTroll said:

Betting trends are usually hindsight bullshit and not predictive but there might be something to this one...I am curious how the Chipster did ATS 2H. Seemed like the ducks always used to wear opponents down with their tempo and eventualky break through in the second half.

I bet you are right. It seemed like often a Duck opponent would be within striking distance at halftime and I'd think "if the other team can just come out and grab momentum away from the Ducks early in the 2nd half it could be a whole new game". Most of the time the reverse happened.

doogville

we are worried because this chump has reamed pete two years in a row.

AIRWOLF

doogville said:

we are worried because this chump has reamed pete two years in a row.

Last year it wasn't a reaming. And the Duck win was 81% Vernon Adams doing insane Keanu Reeves Matrix shit on third downs.

PineapplePirate

AIRWOLF said:

doogville said:

we are worried because this chump has reamed pete two years in a row.

Last year it wasn't a reaming. And the Duck win was 81% Vernon Adams doing insane Keanu Reeves Matrix shit on third downs.

And if we don't win tomorrow I'm taking the blue and the red pill at the same fucking time.

TTJ

ntxduck said:

I can't remember another coach in NCAA with that awful of a run at a P5 school.

Allow me to introduce...

WeAreAFatLesboSchool

I like oregon here.

Mad_Son

PineapplePirate said:

AIRWOLF said:

doogville said:

we are worried because this chump has reamed pete two years in a row.

Last year it wasn't a reaming. And the Duck win was 81% Vernon Adams doing insane Keanu Reeves Matrix shit on third downs.

And if we don't win tomorrow I'm taking the blue and the red pill at the same fucking time.

Blue pill + red pull = purple pill

https://youtu.be/kTwfW0lbLLM

TommySQC

PineapplePirate said:

If they think they're gonna break through national defensive player of the week Psalm fucking Wooching they got another thing coming. The only thing breaking this weekend is the ankles that Greg Gaines chooses to break.

Despite that we still lose.

*think

Tequilla

Great post

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Yes, we've only lost 12 straight games to your team, we have no reason to be worried at all.

Dardanus

no_uh

I'm worried about this game as much as I am the rest of the games this season. We should win, but there's always room for a big choke in CFB.

GrundleStiltzkin

McRib

Chinned for your use of "jamokes"

AIRWOLF

PineapplePirate said:

AIRWOLF said:

doogville said:

we are worried because this chump has reamed pete two years in a row.

Last year it wasn't a reaming. And the Duck win was 81% Vernon Adams doing insane Keanu Reeves Matrix shit on third downs.

And if we don't win tomorrow I'm taking the blue and the red pill at the same fucking time.

I'll be taking a lead pill.

RaceBannon

I don't think our DAWGS have trailed yet this year. A soft Neuheisel team fell behind 14-0 at our last win in Autzen. Gilby's midgets fell behind 10-0 in our last home win.

If Petersen falls to 0-3 against Helfrich we are going to need to get Lynn Swann on the phone

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

RaceBannon said:

I don't think our DAWGS have trailed yet this year. A soft Neuheisel team fell behind 14-0 at our last win in Autzen. Gilby's midgets fell behind 10-0 in our last home win.

If Petersen falls to 0-3 against Helfrich we are going to need to get Lynn Swann on the phone

Arizona lead 7-0 and then 14-7 before UW tied it at 14-14 in the the 2nd quarter

RaceBannon

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

RaceBannon said:

I don't think our DAWGS have trailed yet this year. A soft Neuheisel team fell behind 14-0 at our last win in Autzen. Gilby's midgets fell behind 10-0 in our last home win.

If Petersen falls to 0-3 against Helfrich we are going to need to get Lynn Swann on the phone

Arizona lead 7-0 and then 14-7 before UW tied it at 14-14 in the the 2nd quarter

But still