Have to make an appearance at a wedding Saturday at 3pm. High school sweethearts who went their separate ways, got married, had kids, got divorced, then reconnected in our kitchen a few years back at a post-Christmas cookie-decorating party. Obviously neither gives a shit about football, or the feelings of their expected wedding guests.
Have to make an appearance at a wedding Saturday at 3pm. High school sweethearts who went their separate ways, got married, had kids, got divorced, then reconnected in our kitchen a few years back at a post-Christmas cookie-decorating party. Obviously neither gives a shit about football, or the feelings of their expected wedding guests.
Did she collapse your kitchen counter?
I just ask because it sounds like what poor people would do. And ironically In America, it's the POOR people that are fat.
BTW who da fuq has post Xmas cookie decorating parties anway???
Have to make an appearance at a wedding Saturday at 3pm. High school sweethearts who went their separate ways, got married, had kids, got divorced, then reconnected in our kitchen a few years back at a post-Christmas cookie-decorating party. Obviously neither gives a shit about football, or the feelings of their expected wedding guests.
BTW who da fuq has post Xmas cookie decorating parties anway???
Have to make an appearance at a wedding Saturday at 3pm. High school sweethearts who went their separate ways, got married, had kids, got divorced, then reconnected in our kitchen a few years back at a post-Christmas cookie-decorating party. Obviously neither gives a shit about football, or the feelings of their expected wedding guests.
Did she collapse your kitchen counter?
I just ask because it sounds like what poor people would do. And ironically In America, it's the POOR people that are fat.
BTW who da fuq has post Xmas cookie decorating parties anway???
Have to make an appearance at a wedding Saturday at 3pm. High school sweethearts who went their separate ways, got married, had kids, got divorced, then reconnected in our kitchen a few years back at a post-Christmas cookie-decorating party. Obviously neither gives a shit about football, or the feelings of their expected wedding guests.
Did she collapse your kitchen counter?
I just ask because it sounds like what poor people would do. And ironically In America, it's the POOR people that are fat.
BTW who da fuq has post Xmas cookie decorating parties anway???
High school girl friends who have work/family obligations before and during Christmas, but who have some down time between Christmas and New Years to get together and reconnect. Some come from out of town. Everybody's in a better mood after Christmas, too, since the pressure of the holiday is off by then. The kids also have fun decorating the cookies; we didn't have any daughters, so my wife likes to host girly parties with her friends and their daughters every once in a while.
Have to make an appearance at a wedding Saturday at 3pm. High school sweethearts who went their separate ways, got married, had kids, got divorced, then reconnected in our kitchen a few years back at a post-Christmas cookie-decorating party. Obviously neither gives a shit about football, or the feelings of their expected wedding guests.
Did she collapse your kitchen counter?
I just ask because it sounds like what poor people would do. And ironically In America, it's the POOR people that are fat.
BTW who da fuq has post Xmas cookie decorating parties anway???
High school girl friends who have work/family obligations before and during Christmas, but who have some down time between Christmas and New Years to get together and reconnect. Some come from out of town. Everybody's in a better mood after Christmas, too, since the pressure of the holiday is off by then. The kids also have fun decorating the cookies; we didn't have any daughters, so my wife likes to host girly parties with her friends and their daughters every once in a while.
No poor or fat people, sorry.
Go ask uncle putin if y=u can live in his country care bear! He says no poo pirates allowed but a gal can try :x :-0
Have to make an appearance at a wedding Saturday at 3pm. High school sweethearts who went their separate ways, got married, had kids, got divorced, then reconnected in our kitchen a few years back at a post-Christmas cookie-decorating party. Obviously neither gives a shit about football, or the feelings of their expected wedding guests.
Did she collapse your kitchen counter?
I just ask because it sounds like what poor people would do. And ironically In America, it's the POOR people that are fat.
BTW who da fuq has post Xmas cookie decorating parties anway???
High school girl friends who have work/family obligations before and during Christmas, but who have some down time between Christmas and New Years to get together and reconnect. Some come from out of town. Everybody's in a better mood after Christmas, too, since the pressure of the holiday is off by then. The kids also have fun decorating the cookies; we didn't have any daughters, so my wife likes to host girly parties with her friends and their daughters every once in a while.
No poor or fat people, sorry.
Go ask uncle putin if y=u can live in his country care bear! He says no poo pirates allowed but a gal can try :x :-0
My in-laws just got back from a Baltic cruise that took them to St. Petersburg for a few nights. Knowing that I used to be a Russian specialist, they bought me this shirt:
Wore it to the gym on Tuesday, managed to offend a few people
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Early Game: Watch UW-Stanford from last week for the 4th time.
Midday Game: Hook up the old VCR and watch 1992 Rose Bowl.
Late Afternoon: Masturbate and/or clean the garage.
Evening: UW-Oregon
Late Night:
Sincerely,
Donkey Beach Superiority Guy
Nothing else matters
I just ask because it sounds like what poor people would do. And ironically In America, it's the POOR people that are fat.
BTW who da fuq has post Xmas cookie decorating parties anway???
(I was wondering the same thing)
No poor or fat people, sorry.
Wore it to the gym on Tuesday, managed to offend a few people