New Podcast: Grubby Sweatpants Football Forum

DerekJohnson

Join Derek Johnson and DeLarry Delacroix for a new podcast centered on college football.

This week's episode: It may sound like we have an ax to grind, and we do

We discuss crappy Big XII defense, Les Miles, will Butch Jones survive the season, Tyrone Willingham and the gutless Mark Emmert.

Available on iTunes

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AEB

Your rant on Ty reminded me of the story my brother told me. My bro played a round with Ty at Pebble at some event. Bro is not a husky but follows through me. He pokes Ty on UW. Ty tells him the problem with UW is its fan base and expectations. He felt the U and its fans were delusional to think they were more than an average team. Fuck you Ty. You fucking suck. You're a rich delusional asshole. You are the Bruce Jenner of football coaches desperately trying to turn yourself into a women's golf coach.

Doog_de_Jour

AEB said:

Your rant on Ty reminded me of the story my brother told me. My bro played a round with Ty at Pebble at some event. Bro is not a husky but follows through me. He pokes Ty on UW. Ty tells him the problem with UW is its fan base and expectations. He felt the U and its fans were delusional to think they were more than an average team. Fuck you Ty. You fucking suck. You're a rich delusional asshole. You are the Bruce Jenner of football coaches desperately trying to turn yourself into a women's golf coach.

@AEB - Ty said that?!? FUCK HIM.

What did your brother say in response?

TierbsHsotBoobs

DerekJohnson said:

Join Derek Johnson and DeLarry Delacroix for a new podcast centered on college football.

This week's episode: It may sound like we have an ax to grind, and we do

We discuss crappy Big XII defense, Les Miles, will Butch Jones survive the season, Tyrone Willingham and the gutless Mark Emmert.

Available on iTunes

traffic.libsyn.com/volunteerhalfbrains/Grubby_Sweatpants-1.mp3

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doogsinparadise

What the fuck kind of "pizza" is that?

PurpleJ

doogsinparadise said:

What the fuck kind of "pizza" is that?

I EATIG

doogsinparadise

PurpleJ said:

doogsinparadise said:

What the fuck kind of "pizza" is that?

I EATIG

I EATIG CHEEES AND SIPNACH PEZA!

AEB

Doog_de_Jour said:

AEB said:

Your rant on Ty reminded me of the story my brother told me. My bro played a round with Ty at Pebble at some event. Bro is not a husky but follows through me. He pokes Ty on UW. Ty tells him the problem with UW is its fan base and expectations. He felt the U and its fans were delusional to think they were more than an average team. Fuck you Ty. You fucking suck. You're a rich delusional asshole. You are the Bruce Jenner of football coaches desperately trying to turn yourself into a women's golf coach.

@AEB - Ty said that?!? FUCK HIM.

What did your brother say in response?

Didn't challenge him. Wasn't close enough to the Dawgs to argue against. He just told me what he said. I said it was a cop out and he was a horrible coach.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

AEB said:

Your rant on Ty reminded me of the story my brother told me. My bro played a round with Ty at Pebble at some event. Bro is not a husky but follows through me. He pokes Ty on UW. Ty tells him the problem with UW is its fan base and expectations. He felt the U and its fans were delusional to think they were more than an average team. Fuck you Ty. You fucking suck. You're a rich delusional asshole. You are the Bruce Jenner of football coaches desperately trying to turn yourself into a women's golf coach.

In a way, Ty was right. After all, look at who he worked for between Turner, Emmert & Poolboy. Average is all they wanted. The sad part is Ty is too delusion to recognize that by saying UW was only average indicts him as that much more of a failure as a coach.

section8

AEB said:

Your rant on Ty reminded me of the story my brother told me. My bro played a round with Ty at Pebble at some event. Bro is not a husky but follows through me. He pokes Ty on UW. Ty tells him the problem with UW is its fan base and expectations. He felt the U and its fans were delusional to think they were more than an average team. Fuck you Ty. You fucking suck. You're a rich delusional asshole. You are the Bruce Jenner of football coaches desperately trying to turn yourself into a women's golf coach.

Wonder if he thinks the domer fans are delusional too. FTG

AEB

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

AEB said:

Your rant on Ty reminded me of the story my brother told me. My bro played a round with Ty at Pebble at some event. Bro is not a husky but follows through me. He pokes Ty on UW. Ty tells him the problem with UW is its fan base and expectations. He felt the U and its fans were delusional to think they were more than an average team. Fuck you Ty. You fucking suck. You're a rich delusional asshole. You are the Bruce Jenner of football coaches desperately trying to turn yourself into a women's golf coach.

In a way, Ty was right. After all, look at who he worked for between Turner, Emmert & Poolboy. Average is all they wanted. The sad part is Ty is too delusion to recognize that by saying UW was only average indicts him as that much more of a failure as a coach.

No doubt. Goes to show when hold people to low expectations, they deliver exactly what you hold them too. He chafed at the fan base which remember decades of competitive if not great football years. The admin DGF. Neither did that fucking Loser.

Dennis_DeYoung

AEB said:

Your rant on Ty reminded me of the story my brother told me. My bro played a round with Ty at Pebble at some event. Bro is not a husky but follows through me. He pokes Ty on UW. Ty tells him the problem with UW is its fan base and expectations. He felt the U and its fans were delusional to think they were more than an average team. Fuck you Ty. You fucking suck. You're a rich delusional asshole. You are the Bruce Jenner of football coaches desperately trying to turn yourself into a women's golf coach.

At this point I'm not sure how that differs meaningfully from @TierbsHsotBoobs' message.

AEB

Dennis_DeYoung said:

AEB said:

Your rant on Ty reminded me of the story my brother told me. My bro played a round with Ty at Pebble at some event. Bro is not a husky but follows through me. He pokes Ty on UW. Ty tells him the problem with UW is its fan base and expectations. He felt the U and its fans were delusional to think they were more than an average team. Fuck you Ty. You fucking suck. You're a rich delusional asshole. You are the Bruce Jenner of football coaches desperately trying to turn yourself into a women's golf coach.

At this point I'm not sure how that differs meaningfully from @TierbsHsotBoobs' message.

This year buries my hatred for Ty. He lost. He didn't kill the Dawgs (hopefully). C'est fini.

LoneStarDawg

Strong is a rich man's Ty, all the way down to the "he loses the right way, it's a shame college football is all about winning" dialog that will start after he loses to OU.

H_D

doogsinparadise said:

What the fuck kind of "pizza" is that?

Northlake Tavern or GTFO.

SpoonieLuv

H_D said:

doogsinparadise said:

What the fuck kind of "pizza" is that?

Northlake Tavern or GTFO.

Southerndawg

I agree with Larry on an eight team playoff. The Rose Bowl (and others) are already diminished, the only way to change that is to go back to pre-bowl alliance days, stop play after the major bowls, and argue about who is #1. That would be fun, but it's not happening at this point.

A playoff with automatic bids to Power 5 Conference Champions and three committee seeded at large teams would be more fair than the current format. A turd or two might sneak in, but the field would be comprehensive enough to arguably capture the "best" team.

Round 1

Rose Bowl: Pac12 Champ vs B1G Champ
Sugar Bowl: SEC Champ vs At Large 1
Orange Bowl: Big12 Champ vs ACC Champ
Fiesta Bowl: At Large 2 vs At Large 3

Round 2: Round 1 winners seeded by "committee rankings"

Rotating Bowl 1: Seed 1 vs Seed 4
Rotating Bowl 2: Seed 2 vs Seed 3

Round 3, NCG

If it were played today, round 1 might look like:

Rose: Washington vs Ohio State
Sugar: Alabama vs Michigan
Orange: Baylor vs Clemson
Fiesta: Louisville vs Houston

That's a solid field with one turd in by virtue of automatic Power 5 bids, not perfect, but not too shabby.

LoneStarDawg

Hey man, UW may be a turd, but they're OUR TURD!

DerekJohnson

Southerndawg said:

I agree with Larry on an eight team playoff. The Rose Bowl (and others) are already diminished, the only way to change that is to go back to pre-bowl alliance days, stop play after the major bowls, and argue about who is #1. That would be fun, but it's not happening at this point.

A playoff with automatic bids to Power 5 Conference Champions and three committee seeded at large teams would be more fair than the current format. A turd or two might sneak in, but the field would be comprehensive enough to arguably capture the "best" team.

Round 1

Rose Bowl: Pac12 Champ vs B1G Champ
Sugar Bowl: SEC Champ vs At Large 1
Orange Bowl: Big12 Champ vs ACC Champ
Fiesta Bowl: At Large 2 vs At Large 3

Round 2: Round 1 winners seeded by "committee rankings"

Rotating Bowl 1: Seed 1 vs Seed 4
Rotating Bowl 2: Seed 2 vs Seed 3

Round 3, NCG

If it were played today, round 1 might look like:

Rose: Washington vs Ohio State
Sugar: Alabama vs Michigan
Orange: Baylor vs Clemson
Fiesta: Louisville vs Houston

That's a solid field with one turd in by virtue of automatic Power 5 bids, not perfect, but not too shabby.

The buildup for Alabama-Michigan would be epic fun.

Southerndawg

Chinned just in case you're not being sarkastic re: Bama-Michigan. The Harbaugh clinics vs SEC fiasco could be the start of a beautiful thing, especially with Harbaugh's broken filter.

DerekJohnson

Southerndawg said:

Chinned just in case you're not being sarkastic re: Bama-Michigan. The Harbaugh clinics vs SEC fiasco could be the start of a beautiful thing, especially with Harbaugh's broken filter.

I was totally serious. I would be giddy to see that game. Harbaugh makes it so.