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EsophagealFeces

If you get hammered and punch the bleachers, your hand will hurt really fucking bad the next day.

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dongman

Here's what you do:
Grab 2 ft medium bandage wrap,
Scissors
2 Tylenol
Ice pack
Alcohol better then 80 proof
Tape
Rock salt

Pour 8 ounces of alcohol into a tumblr. Then chug. Throw all the other shit away. You beat Stanford like d2 team. And have a bunch of pansies down the stretch. Fuck your hand.

DerekJohnson

If you get hammered and punch the bleachers, your hand will hurt really fucking bad the next day.

New HH slogan?

TTJ

You're typing surprisingly well. #finish

EsophagealFeces

Fuck Smith for putting Psalm in on offense. That play in the end zone was the one that did me in.

Swaye

Here's what you do:
Grab 2 ft medium bandage wrap,
Scissors
2 Tylenol
Ice pack
Alcohol better then 80 proof
Tape
Rock salt

Pour 8 ounces of alcohol into a tumblr. Then chug. Throw all the other shit away. You beat Stanford like d2 team. And have a bunch of pansies down the stretch. Fuck your hand.

Best. Post. Ever.

It is criminal this doesn't have like 20 chin's.

Pitchfork51

I just took his advice. My friend was on acid and punched me in the face at 4 am last night

Ordering a burrito off postmates will hopefully help.