PM to the bored

EsophagealFeces

If you get hammered and punch the bleachers, your hand will hurt really fucking bad the next day.

dongman

Here's what you do:
Grab 2 ft medium bandage wrap,
Scissors
2 Tylenol
Ice pack
Alcohol better then 80 proof
Tape
Rock salt

Pour 8 ounces of alcohol into a tumblr. Then chug. Throw all the other shit away. You beat Stanford like d2 team. And have a bunch of pansies down the stretch. Fuck your hand.

DerekJohnson

EsophagealFeces said:

If you get hammered and punch the bleachers, your hand will hurt really fucking bad the next day.

New HH slogan?

TTJ

You're typing surprisingly well. #finish

EsophagealFeces

Fuck Smith for putting Psalm in on offense. That play in the end zone was the one that did me in.

Swaye

dongman said:

Here's what you do:
Grab 2 ft medium bandage wrap,
Scissors
2 Tylenol
Ice pack
Alcohol better then 80 proof
Tape
Rock salt

Pour 8 ounces of alcohol into a tumblr. Then chug. Throw all the other shit away. You beat Stanford like d2 team. And have a bunch of pansies down the stretch. Fuck your hand.

Best. Post. Ever.

It is criminal this doesn't have like 20 chin's.

Pitchfork51

I just took his advice. My friend was on acid and punched me in the face at 4 am last night

Ordering a burrito off postmates will hopefully help.