running tally of the dumpster fire that is USC
1) Osa Masina and Don Hill's offseason adventures - horseplay, boys will be boys imo
2) Helton brings Hill to Texas then ships him home when the TMZ story goes public
3) Players crawl out onto the field in Texas like dogs
4) The Alabama Curbstomping
5) Jabari Ruffin attempts to end an Alabama player's family line and is only suspended for half a game
6) Juju gets in a fistfight with the defense, storms out of practice, and Helton doesn't step in and shut that shit down
7) "They are what we try to be"
8) The Unpleasantness in Palo Alto
9) Helton stands by his decision to forfeit the game by punting, down 3 scores in the fourth quarter and adds, "I was proud of the way we competed" (despite literally quitting on the team)
10) Price leaves the team - twatters confirmed this, wants to go closer to home
11) Edoga asks for his transfer paperwork - allegedly
12) Helton pulls the plug on Browne after previously stating he was going to give him a significant amount of time and that he wouldn't need to look over his shoulder
at least helton hasnt shown up drunk (that we know about? allegedly?). lynn swann is the AD so at least they have a football guy, lmao, fuck that, theyre fucked. ALLAH BLESS PAT HAYDEN!
feel free to add to this plagiarized list and feel free to go fuck yourselves.
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the best part is that they can't fire Helton mid-season because he was the only guy capable of being the interim coach too. LOL
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rodmansrage said:
too many other threads, too much time. below is a list of key milestones of SC's season so far:
1) Osa Masina and Don Hill's offseason adventures - horseplay, boys will be boys imo
2) Helton brings Hill to Texas then ships him home when the TMZ story goes public
3) Players crawl out onto the field in Texas like dogs
4) The Alabama Curbstomping
5) Jabari Ruffin attempts to end an Alabama player's family line and is only suspended for half a game
6) Juju gets in a fistfight with the defense, storms out of practice, and Helton doesn't step in and shut that shit down
7) "They are what we try to be"
8) The Unpleasantness in Palo Alto
9) Helton stands by his decision to forfeit the game by punting, down 3 scores in the fourth quarter and adds, "I was proud of the way we competed" (despite literally quitting on the team)
10) Price leaves the team - twatters confirmed this, wants to go closer to home
11) Edoga asks for his transfer paperwork - allegedly
12) Helton pulls the plug on Browne after previously stating he was going to give him a significant amount of time and that he wouldn't need to look over his shoulder
at least helton hasnt shown up drunk (that we know about? allegedly?). lynn swann is the AD so at least they have a football guy, lmao, fuck that, theyre fucked. ALLAH BLESS PAT HAYDEN!
feel free to add to this plagiarized list and feel free to go fuck yourselves.
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Wait until Lynn Swann gets his guy in there.
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#NeverForget
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If USC is good everyone else is fucked.
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Is there an AD, not named Todd Turner, who has left a bigger disaster in his wake in a shorter period of time than Pat Haden?
That guy couldn't have fucked this up any worse than if it was his goal to do so.
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Probably worth adding to this #USCwikioffuckitude the hot rumor that Price punched Helton
http://deadspin.com/e-j-price-transfers-from-usc-coach-clay-helton-denies-1786878894
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They should hire Sark back
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And while I'm sure that $$$ isn't a problem for SC, they are going to have to write a massive check to buy out Helton after this year after the obscene contract they gave him ...
Going back a few weeks ago on the Bruce Feldman & Stuart Mandel podcast (iTunes it) after the Alabama debacle, they basically said that the way that Helton got hired was because after Justin Fuente went to Virginia Tech, Memphis was eager to hire Helton as the replacement ... SC fearing that they'd be left holding their junk with no coach in place panicked and hired Helton full time so that they didn't lose him to Memphis.
Let me repeat that, SC hired a coach because they were scared to death of losing said coach to Memphis. Let that shit sink in. -
Oh how the fallen have fallen!!1
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dongman said:
Oh how the fallen have fallen!!1
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A lot of toddlers have a bottle stashed in their preschool desk. Pretty common really. Not a big deal.EsophagealFeces said:
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Looks like me after i hit the 11AM bottle in my drawer.Sources said: -
They are going to have to pay him for firing him without cause....might as well.whatshouldicareabout said:They should hire Sark back
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here's the script.... we're all writing USC off as a dumpster fire and looking forward to the plunger Utah puts in them on Friday night on ESPN (michaeljacksonpopcorn.gif)...however...the script is that USC will perform the dead cat bounce and win the game...next week's media will be lathered up with stories about how Darnold was the difference maker, how Helton brought the kids together, when people think they're down the kids came together as a team and then they'll get bumped into the top 25 again and everyone will be relieved that USC is back baby!!!! then the dead cat don't bounce no mo' and SC will spiral into a shit storm to end the season and begin a new coaching search.
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Nansen, true?EsophagealFeces said:
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Disagree,Meek said:here's the script.... we're all writing USC off as a dumpster fire and looking forward to the plunger Utah puts in them on Friday night on ESPN (michaeljacksonpopcorn.gif)...however...the script is that USC will perform the dead cat bounce and win the game...next week's media will be lathered up with stories about how Darnold was the difference maker, how Helton brought the kids together, when people think they're down the kids came together as a team and then they'll get bumped into the top 25 again and everyone will be relieved that USC is back baby!!!! then the dead cat don't bounce no mo' and SC will spiral into a shit storm to end the season and begin a new coaching search.
Utah Donkey punches them rather easily. -
I only trust Cubby's info when it comes to U$C!!
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I need to see if he is out of rehab and able to give us an on the scene report. Rumors are out there that Cubby broke up Branglelina.Dennis_DeYoung said:I only trust Cubby's info when it comes to U$C!!
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Utah's offense isn't good enough to donkey punch anyone.
Also LOL @ that article:“Some guys were not paying attention,” USC special teams coach John Baxter said. “It’s not good. All the guys we’re talking about were rookies. They’ve all been fired.”
It gets worse. USC had eight men on the field one-to-two more times, according to the players.
“It’s sad and kind of embarrassing,” USC linebacker Cameron Smith said.
Just like the season. USC coach Clay Helton attributed it to “miscommunication.” But this is the universal excuse for the coaches. Defensive coordinator Clancy Pendergast used it when no one covered an Alabama wide receiver on a long touchdown pass.
Baxter, whom Helton praises on a weekly basis, said it never happened to him before. And he has seen just about everything. Last year at Michigan, his punter fumbled the snap and Michigan State scored a touchdown on the final play of the game.
This is quickly turning into a season of firsts. You think eight men on the field is bad? Another USC coach pointed out six false starts is pretty good too. -
BREAKING: SC PAYING PLAYERS!!!! emmert gonna lay the hammer down!Gladstone said:Utah's offense isn't good enough to donkey punch anyone.
Also LOL @ that article:“Some guys were not paying attention,” USC special teams coach John Baxter said. “It’s not good. All the guys we’re talking about were rookies. They’ve all been fired.”
It gets worse. USC had eight men on the field one-to-two more times, according to the players.
“It’s sad and kind of embarrassing,” USC linebacker Cameron Smith said.
Just like the season. USC coach Clay Helton attributed it to “miscommunication.” But this is the universal excuse for the coaches. Defensive coordinator Clancy Pendergast used it when no one covered an Alabama wide receiver on a long touchdown pass.
Baxter, whom Helton praises on a weekly basis, said it never happened to him before. And he has seen just about everything. Last year at Michigan, his punter fumbled the snap and Michigan State scored a touchdown on the final play of the game.
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also disagree, game is on FS1. prepare your anus for over 9000 commercials.salemcoog said:
Disagree,Meek said:here's the script.... we're all writing USC off as a dumpster fire and looking forward to the plunger Utah puts in them on Friday night on ESPN (michaeljacksonpopcorn.gif)...however...the script is that USC will perform the dead cat bounce and win the game...next week's media will be lathered up with stories about how Darnold was the difference maker, how Helton brought the kids together, when people think they're down the kids came together as a team and then they'll get bumped into the top 25 again and everyone will be relieved that USC is back baby!!!! then the dead cat don't bounce no mo' and SC will spiral into a shit storm to end the season and begin a new coaching search.
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For reals, I'm glad Marques got out of there.
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Goto meeting and Cooper tires?rodmansrage said:
also disagree, game is on FS1. prepare your anus for over 9000 commercials.salemcoog said:
Disagree,Meek said:here's the script.... we're all writing USC off as a dumpster fire and looking forward to the plunger Utah puts in them on Friday night on ESPN (michaeljacksonpopcorn.gif)...however...the script is that USC will perform the dead cat bounce and win the game...next week's media will be lathered up with stories about how Darnold was the difference maker, how Helton brought the kids together, when people think they're down the kids came together as a team and then they'll get bumped into the top 25 again and everyone will be relieved that USC is back baby!!!! then the dead cat don't bounce no mo' and SC will spiral into a shit storm to end the season and begin a new coaching search.
Utah Donkey punches them rather easily.
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Nansen ordered the Cosmo.
