Sark definitely not sleeping in his office

DerekJohnson

cbssports.com/video/player/collegefootball/52154947527/0/steve-sarkisian-on-stanford-match-up

PostGameOrangeSlices

Haven't you heard? Kiesau does all the offensive planning/coaching during the week, only to have Sark show up Saturday morning with a mean hangover, an 8 ball of blow, and the playcall sheet

DoogieMcDoogerson

"We always strive for balance, but we a run-first football team."

bananasnblondes

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Haven't you heard? Kiesau does all the offensive planning/coaching during the week, only to have Sark show up Saturday morning with a mean hangover, an 8 ball of blow, and the playcall sheet

You never know how long your coaching tenure will last. You have to use this opportunity to do blow off the toilet seat at Peso's while simultaneously having your salad tossed by a somewhat hefty 32 year old office assistant from Farmer's Insurance named Rose. Those days could be over with another 7-6.

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Sark sure is trying to take advantage of this 4-0 start for himself and doesn't sound like a guy who is preparing at all.

jmc84

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Sark sure is trying to take advantage of this 4-0 start for himself and doesn't sound like a guy who is preparing at all.

That's the beauty of house money. You gotta take advantage while you can.