UW Police Department

CuntWaffle

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Little brother syndrome has been strong with them in recent events.

Peterman

CrimsonDisciple makes AuburnDawg look straight... and that is no easy feat

CuntWaffle

This is the crap that the UW police force deals with. Students can't drive down the street without worrying about being car jacked or strange bums showing up looking over their daughters while they are sleeping. No wonder they don't bother posting 'who stole who's beer'. Good grief. That campus is a war zone full of bums. Hopefully When Petersen is pulling out the list of 31 snowball/tail light events, Leach will pull the monthly UW crime report.

phineas

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Dardanus

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I’m particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don’t become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you’re not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you’re good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you’re finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It’s an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven’t done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

PurpleJ

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rodmansrage

Dardanus said:

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I’m particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don’t become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you’re not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you’re good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you’re finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It’s an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven’t done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

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haie

CuntWaffle said:

This is the crap that the UW police force deals with. Students can't drive down the street without worrying about being car jacked or strange bums showing up looking over their daughters while they are sleeping. No wonder they don't bother posting 'who stole who's beer'. Good grief. That campus is a war zone full of bums. Hopefully When Petersen is pulling out the list of 31 snowball/tail light events, Leach will pull the monthly UW crime report.

I wouldn't send my daughter to UW. Not just because she's too fucking stupid to attend UW but also because U-District bums are a bigger threat than Pullman predator bros.

DerekJohnson

Dardanus said:

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I’m particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don’t become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you’re not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you’re good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you’re finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It’s an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven’t done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

Probably someone from Derek Johnson's crew.

RaceBannon

haie said:

CuntWaffle said:

This is the crap that the UW police force deals with. Students can't drive down the street without worrying about being car jacked or strange bums showing up looking over their daughters while they are sleeping. No wonder they don't bother posting 'who stole who's beer'. Good grief. That campus is a war zone full of bums. Hopefully When Petersen is pulling out the list of 31 snowball/tail light events, Leach will pull the monthly UW crime report.

I wouldn't send my daughter to UW. Not just because she's too fucking stupid to attend UW but also because U-District bums are a bigger threat than Pullman predator bros.

Pics?

RaceBannon

haie said:

CuntWaffle said:

This is the crap that the UW police force deals with. Students can't drive down the street without worrying about being car jacked or strange bums showing up looking over their daughters while they are sleeping. No wonder they don't bother posting 'who stole who's beer'. Good grief. That campus is a war zone full of bums. Hopefully When Petersen is pulling out the list of 31 snowball/tail light events, Leach will pull the monthly UW crime report.

I wouldn't send my daughter to UW. Not just because she's too fucking stupid to attend UW but also because U-District bums are a bigger threat than Pullman predator bros.

Pics?

TierbsHsotBoobs

haie said:

CuntWaffle said:

This is the crap that the UW police force deals with. Students can't drive down the street without worrying about being car jacked or strange bums showing up looking over their daughters while they are sleeping. No wonder they don't bother posting 'who stole who's beer'. Good grief. That campus is a war zone full of bums. Hopefully When Petersen is pulling out the list of 31 snowball/tail light events, Leach will pull the monthly UW crime report.

I wouldn't send my daughter to UW. Not just because she's too fucking stupid to attend UW but also because U-District bums are a bigger threat than Pullman predator bros.

Pics?

TierbsHsotBoobs

haie said:

CuntWaffle said:

This is the crap that the UW police force deals with. Students can't drive down the street without worrying about being car jacked or strange bums showing up looking over their daughters while they are sleeping. No wonder they don't bother posting 'who stole who's beer'. Good grief. That campus is a war zone full of bums. Hopefully When Petersen is pulling out the list of 31 snowball/tail light events, Leach will pull the monthly UW crime report.

I wouldn't send my daughter to UW. Not just because she's too fucking stupid to attend UW but also because U-District bums are a bigger threat than Pullman predator bros.

Pics?

PurpleJ

I wouldn't send my daughter to UW because I don't want her to grow attached to a shitty football program.

Baseman

DerekJohnson said:

Dardanus said:

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I’m particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don’t become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you’re not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you’re good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you’re finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It’s an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven’t done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

Probably obviously someone from Derek Johnson's crew.

Baseman

The point is, the Police have more important things to do than break up Fraternity fights. Also, fights/MIP's/Snow balls aren't reported in the media. We really don't know how many UW players were "arrested" in the last few years.

Dardanus

haie said:

CuntWaffle said:

This is the crap that the UW police force deals with. Students can't drive down the street without worrying about being car jacked or strange bums showing up looking over their daughters while they are sleeping. No wonder they don't bother posting 'who stole who's beer'. Good grief. That campus is a war zone full of bums. Hopefully When Petersen is pulling out the list of 31 snowball/tail light events, Leach will pull the monthly UW crime report.

I wouldn't send my daughter to UW. Not just because she's too fucking stupid to attend UW but also because U-District bums are a bigger threat than Pullman predator bros.

Pics?

alumni94

Baseman said:

The point is, the Police have more important things to do than break up Fraternity fights. Also, fights/MIP's/Snow balls aren't reported in the media. We really don't know how many UW players were "arrested" in the last few years.

It's been a while since I've been on campus, but it was the SPD in the Frat area, since it was off campus. UW police didn't patrol this area. SPD doesn't have the time to give two shits about some drunk Frat boys.

PurpleJ

I got a stern talkin to for pissing in public one night. Fuckig fascits.

GrundleStiltzkin

Dardanus said:

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I’m particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don’t become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you’re not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you’re good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you’re finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It’s an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven’t done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

@Crow_T_Robot true?