Only $5K for these 4 games!!

EsophagealFeces

section8 said:

Great option for Stanford fans to buy seats behind the UW bench.

I know you're being sarcastic, but Stanford fans don't even buy tickets to their own home games.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

How many tickets do you get? I'm not giving those fuckers my name, email etc. to find out.

UWhuskytskeet

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

How many tickets do you get? I'm not giving those fuckers my name, email etc. to find out.

Judging by the line "30 Husky Heritage Seats", I'm going to say 30.

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleJ said:

Even if these actually sell, the stadium will be quieter than ever with the faggy wine and cheese crowd sitting under the roofs.

Fuck this program. Cut your losses and bring back our pea patch already.

huskyhooligan

You know those are the shitty first few rows seats where you're lucky to tell what going on. Its a bit odd all of the cheap seats are sold out. #clue

CaptainPJ

PurpleJ said:

Even if these actually sell, the stadium will be quieter than ever with the faggot ass skinny jean-wearing Amazon hipsters and their cell phone absorbed emaciated bitch girlfriend crowd sitting under the roofs.

Fuck this program. Cut your losses and sell the stadium to the Sounders already.

WilburHooksHands

UWhuskytskeet said:

Mad_Son said:

So this implies there are multiple sets of 30 consecutive seats between the 30s that they couldn't sell...

Your eyes are as good as mine.

For 5K those motherfuckers better be right on the 50.

Baseman

Hmmm: 30 HHB Poasters each pony up $170. Sporting HHB shirts, the fab 30 will prefunction using the 4 reserved tailgating spaces, flying a HHB flag for all 4,000 fans to see and drink custom crafted beverages Our custom designed welcome will include an invite to check out HHB and show a screenshot of a Jen Cohen thread? 4 stategically chosen HHB members (must include DDY) will roam the sidelines during pre-game warmups (well hi Kim!) interviewing players, mingling with media luminaries like A. Jood, Softy, Hugh Millens, and Larz Hansen, hob nobbing with swinging dicks, and an opportunity to consult with Husky coaches, discussing schemes, offensive scripting, clock management, recruiting etc. and so forth.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Baseman said:

Hmmm: 30 HHB Poasters each pony up $170. Sporting Lemon Party shirts, the fab 30 will prefunction using the 4 reserved tailgating spaces, flying a HHB flag for all 4,000 fans to see and drink custom crafted beverages Our custom designed welcome will include an invite to check out HHB and show a screenshot of a Jen Cohen thread? 4 stategically chosen HHB members (must include DDY) will roam the sidelines during pre-game warmups (well hi Kim!) interviewing players, mingling with media luminaries like A. Jood, Softy, Hugh Millens, and Larz Hansen, hob nobbing with swinging dicks, and an opportunity to consult with Husky coaches, discussing schemes, offensive scripting, clock management, recruiting etc. and so forth.

huskyhooligan

Can I wear sweat pants?