PM to Nick Harris

LoneStarDawg

I know you've been trying to keep it hush hush, but it's great that you've been able to transition from playing the role of a human bowling ball, to actually being a human bowling ball.

You will forever be Thud Butt.

phineas

Who?

LoneStarDawg

Clearly you werent born in the 80s and never watche'd Hook

dnc

LoneStarDawg said:

Clearly you werent born in the 80s and never watche'd Hook

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Baseman

Nick Harris has arrived.

Baseman

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Dennis_DeYoung

Nick Harris looks pretty fucking good. I'm shocked and it makes no sense, but he looks better than Brostek.

RoadDawg55

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Nick Harris looks pretty fucking good. I'm shocked and it makes no sense, but he looks better than Brostek.

Brostek is absolutely worthless, but still....

Baseman

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Nick Harris looks pretty fucking good. I'm shocked and it makes no sense, but he looks better than Brostek.

I've got all the screenshots I need.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Can't wait to hate him next year when he somehow gets worse with experience

GreenRiverGatorz

RoadDawg55 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Nick Harris looks pretty fucking good. I'm shocked and it makes no sense, but he looks better than Brostek.

Brostek is absolutely worthless, but still....

But Brostek looks like a roided up freak, while Harris looks like a fat high schooler who accidentally stole his mom's estrogen pills thinking they were oxy. It makes no god damn sense.

Dennis_DeYoung

GreenRiverGatorz said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Nick Harris looks pretty fucking good. I'm shocked and it makes no sense, but he looks better than Brostek.

Brostek is absolutely worthless, but still....

But Brostek looks like a roided up freak, while Harris looks like a fat high schooler who accidentally stole his mom's estrogen pills thinking they were oxy. It makes no god damn sense.

He had no other FBS offers and he's 6-1, 265... But fuck if he doesn't look good!

bananasnblondes

Baseman said:

Nick Harris has arrived.

I am anxiously awaiting the 2017 class write-up to see who makes the "guys I hate" list

CuntWaffle

He can fly, he can fight, and he can crow.

DeepSeaZ

Who is his boyfriend?

section_332

Bang a rang!!

DeepSeaZ

puppylove_sugarsteel

Pete churns out olinemen, mostly 2-3 star guys who get drafted. Appears he kinda knows what he's doing. However he cant coach them up. His .8345723 winning % is just a fluke. #getoffpupswagon

Baseman

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Pete churns out olinemen, mostly 2-3 star guys who get drafted. Appears he kinda knows what he's doing. However he cant coach them up. His .8345723 winning % is just a fluke. #getoffpupswagon

#neverhoppedon #disappearagainforgood #fuckoff