Joel Klatt: Did Alabama hire Steve Sarkisian to keep him away from LSU?

DerekJohnson

gridironnow.com/joel-klatt-steve-sarkisian-alabama-lsu/

RaceBannon

No


They would drive him to Baton Rouge and pay his salary

BallSacked

Saban probably hired Sark because his agent begged him too and bama has budget to burn.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

BallSacked said:

Saban probably hired Sark because his agent begged him too and bama has budget to burn.

Ding Ding Ding. Same agent.

RaceBannon

Like Saban gives a shit about some agent

Ballfag fucking stupid take

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

RaceBannon said:

Like Saban gives a shit about some agent

Ballfag fucking stupid take

Jimmy Sexton gets what Jimmy Sexton wants.

PurpleJ

No. Saban does what Saban wants and he feels this will improve his program and get him his 6th national title. I trust him.

DHD

Do you think Sark will "consult" with Saban about the benefits of bringing a tiger to practice before the LSU game?

(When I typed that I though it was sorta' a funny smart-ass comment. Then I thought further and realized that it just served to demonstrate how completely fucked up the Sark era was around here. He REALLY did bring a tiger to practice. Can anyone ... anywhere ... imagine Saban doing something that fucking stupid? Now, can anyone imagine Sark and Saban sitting in a room discussing that event? I can't. I just can't imagine a coach of Saban's stature looking at one of his assistants ... err, consultants ... and saying "you really fucking did that?")

Tequilla

DHD said:

Do you think Sark will "consult" with Saban about the benefits of bringing a tiger to practice before the LSU game?

(When I typed that I though it was sorta' a funny smart-ass comment. Then I thought further and realized that it just served to demonstrate how completely fucked up the Sark era was around here. He REALLY did bring a tiger to practice. Can anyone ... anywhere ... imagine Saban doing something that fucking stupid? Now, can anyone imagine Sark and Saban sitting in a room discussing that event? I can't. I just can't imagine a coach of Saban's stature looking at one of his assistants ... err, consultants ... and saying "you really fucking did that?")

The Patron told him to

doogsinparadise

Sark and Kiffin must have dirty pics of Saban's daughter.

rodmansrage

doogsinparadise said:

Sark and Kiffin must have dirty pics of them running a train on Saban's daughter.

BallSacked

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

BallSacked said:

Saban probably hired Sark because his agent begged him too and bama has budget to burn.

Ding Ding Ding. Same agent.

I'm always right. Race pressing.

LRR.

Southerndawg

rodmansrage said:

doogsinparadise said:

Sark and Kiffin must have dirty pics of them running a train on Saban's daughter.

That might get both of them a pair of cement shoes and a ride on Saban's boat.

PineapplePirate

https://youtu.be/tZmDWltBziM

greenblood

Saban can hire Puppy to be a special consultant, and I don't think anyone should question him.

DugtheDoog

CowherdFS was at his finest talking about this shit. He said when Petey was at SC, he was smart and kept the really good coaches like Kiffen and Sark at arm's length and petitioned for Tedford to get a bunch of NFL jobs (except it never happened). And that the really good coaches know how to keep their competition away, which is why Saban is taking Kiffen and Sark because somehow Nick fucking Saban is afraid of Sark ending up at LSU or Auburn.

My fucking ass. Saban wouldn't be afraid of a Sark-coached Miami Dolphins moving to the SEC West. Sometimes Cowherd says some really FS shit.

RaceBannon

DugtheDoog said:

CowherdFS was at his finest talking about this shit. He said when Petey was at SC, he was smart and kept the really good coaches like Kiffen and Sark at arm's length and petitioned for Tedford to get a bunch of NFL jobs (except it never happened). And that the really good coaches know how to keep their competition away, which is why Saban is taking Kiffen and Sark because somehow Nick fucking Saban is afraid of Sark ending up at LSU or Auburn.

My fucking ass. Saban wouldn't be afraid of a Sark-coached Miami Dolphins moving to the SEC West. All the time ballfag says stupid shit.

greenblood

DugtheDoog said:

CowherdFS was at his finest talking about this shit. He said when Petey was at SC, he was smart and kept the really good coaches like Kiffen and Sark at arm's length and petitioned for Tedford to get a bunch of NFL jobs (except it never happened). And that the really good coaches know how to keep their competition away, which is why Saban is taking Kiffen and Sark because somehow Nick fucking Saban is afraid of Sark ending up at LSU or Auburn.

My fucking ass. Saban wouldn't be afraid of a Sark-coached Miami Dolphins moving to the SEC West. Sometimes Cowherd says some really FS shit.

Pretty much this...

I think Sark's audition with LSU went pretty bad. That great offense had one scoring drive which came from a 3 and out.

PurpleThrobber

doogsinparadise said:

Sark and Kiffin must have dirty pics of Saban's daughter.

You rang?