Saban

Fire_Marshall_Bill

He was DC under Belichick for the original Browns in the early 90s. Then Belichick got...FIRED. Believe it or not millenials. Then after taking the job at Michigan St, they were very ordinary from 1995-1998. I don't think they were ever better than 7-5 and we killed them in an Aloha Bowel.

In 1999, Spartans went 10-2 and beat a SEC team in a Citrus Bowl or something.

Since then, he has done things everywhere except Miami.

I don't know what my point is, except sometimes a little patience is needed.

PurpleJ

I believe it when I see it. 4-5 fucking soft Pac-12 loser until proven otherwise.

Sources

Part of it is Saban maturing as a coach. Part of it is him being at a program that gives a shit.

We do not give a shit:
1) Our AD is a fat pile of shit and is allegedly a woman
2) Ticket sales stagnate and we call it a success (we also provide artificially inflated numbers)
3) We're incapable of holding coaches accountable (see: Ty, Sark, Romar, Smiff)
4) Our mascot is a raccoon with down syndrome.
5) 4-5 is "promising"

We're fucked.

That being said, I've always been willing to give Pete 3 years. Seems to be the typical benchmark for success. I hope he proves to be a solid hire, but him retaining Smiff and his gameday coaching are troubling. I greatly fear Pete will settle in at 7-9 wins every year and UW fans will complacently rejoice at our annual mediocrity. #BuiltFuckedForLife

BearsWiin

He started taking steroids

PurpleJ

Arguments doogs make for $75k....

PurpleJ

Sources said:

Part of it is Saban maturing as a coach. Part of it is him being at a program that gives a shit.

We do not give a shit:
1) Our AD is a fat pile of shit and is allegedly a woman
2) Ticket sales stagnate and we call it a success (we also provide artificially inflated numbers)
3) We're incapable of holding coaches accountable (see: Ty, Sark, Romar, Smiff)
4) Our mascot is a raccoon with down syndrome.
5) 4-5 is "promising"

We're fucked.

That being said, I've always been willing to give Pete 3 years. Seems to be the typical benchmark for success. I hope he proves to be a solid hire, but him retaining Smiff and his gameday coaching are troubling. I greatly fear Pete will settle in at 7-9 wins every year and UW fans will complacently rejoice at our annual mediocrity. #BuiltFuckedForLife

Our only hope is #StadiumDefault. Hi Tequila!

RaceBannon

WTF for not calling him Nick Satan

Get your game up FMB

PurpleJ

Belicheat! ROFLTFLMAO!!!!!!1

rodmansrage

SABAN SPOTTED AT SEATAC!!!!

STAFF!!!! TRUE??!?!?!?!!?!?

RaceBannon

PurpleJ said:

Arguments doogs make for $75k....

So you would have fired Nick Saban. Got it

Baseman

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

He was DC under Belichick for the original Browns in the early 90s. Then Belichick got...FIRED. Believe it or not millenials. Then after taking the job at Michigan St, they were very ordinary from 1995-1998. I don't think they were ever better than 7-5 and we killed them in an Aloha Bowel.

In 1999, Spartans went 10-2 and beat a SEC team in a Citrus Bowl or something.

Since then, he has done things everywhere except Miami.

I don't know what my point is, except sometimes a little patience is needed.

For your sake, I hope Pumpy returns soon.