Possible USC Replacements: Bellotti, Neuheisel, Kelly (Chip) + Wildcard

WhiskeyDawg

Bellotti: Courted once by USC, Tanned, Rested, Relaxed
Neuheisel: USC Law degree, Tanned Rested Relaxed
C. Kelly: Good college coach, shitty NFL coach. Easier gay hookup in N. Hollywood than Philly or Eugene.

Wildcard: Jeff Tedford: Tanned, Rested, Relaxed.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Chimp isn't eligible.

dnc

No way USC is messing with the show cause. Paul Hackett's more likely to be the next SC coach than Chip Kelly.

dnc

I also don't think SC's foolish enough to hire the best available unemployed coach. Certainly won't be Neuheisel or Tedford, probably won't be Bellotti.

[Deleted User]

I think Jack Del Rio will be the coach haven't changed my stance.

If Chip goes back to College I see him going to Texas.

RaceBannon

Well the only thing is Texas is steers and queers and Chip ain't got no horns

unfrozencaveman

Sark is way down the list, if he's even on the list. Funny thing is, he thinks he's on the list

If I were Haden, I would pick a less "flashy" successor, that Pat Riley guy from OSU

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unfrozencaveman said:

Sark is way down the list, if he's even on the list. Funny thing is, he thinks he's on the list

If I were Haden, I would pick a less "flashy" successor, that Pat Riley guy from OSU

USC wants a coach who can do more with more not a guy like 8 win Riley.

dnc

unfrozencaveman said:

Sark is way down the list, if he's even on the list. Funny thing is, he thinks he's on the list

If I were Haden, I would pick a less "flashy" successor, that Pat Riley guy from OSU

USC doesn't care about non conference games? STAFFFF!!! TRUE????

DerekJohnson

WhiskeyDawg said:

Bellotti: Courted once by USC, Tanned, Rested, Relaxed
Neuheisel: USC Law degree, Tanned Rested Relaxed
C. Kelly: Good college coach, shitty NFL coach. Easier gay hookup in N. Hollywood than Philly or Eugene. (Allegedly)

Wildcard: Jeff Tedford: Tanned, Rested, Relaxed.

DerekJohnson

BTW, I think it's tanned, rested and ready. Rested and relaxed is a redundancy.

Meek

unfrozencaveman said:

Sark is way down the list, if he's even on the list. Funny thing is, he thinks he's on the list

you mean like when he was way down the list or not even on the list that we thought we had?

puppylove_sugarsteel

Clear your post is purposefully ignant, even then it wasn't funny, clever or well thought out. Have another shot

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puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Clear your post is purposefully ignant, even then it wasn't funny, clever or well thought out. Have another shot

I like calling someones post "ignorant" and spell it as "ignant" I do that.

WhiskeyDawg

DerekJohnson said:

BTW, I think it's tanned, rested and ready. Rested and relaxed is a redundancy.

Eat a dick phrase Nazi

WhiskeyDawg

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Clear your post is purposefully ignant, even then it wasn't funny, clever or well thought out. Have another shot

Nothing gets past you.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

WhiskeyDawg said:

DerekJohnson said:

BTW, I think it's tanned, rested and ready. Rested and relaxed is a redundancy.

Eat a dick phrase Nazi

DIRYK

PurpleReign

Jim Tressel?

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleReign said:

Jim Tressel?

Show cause banninated until 12/19/2016.

PurpleReign

Damn, I must of been full-ratard, forgot he was banned.

Southerndawg

monroecougdad said:

Vegas odds on Kiffen Replacement

Sark at 5-1

So you're saying there's a chance?