I watched all our '15 games (60 minute versions) tonight (it's been a rough week). And we fucking suck.
We'll definitely lose all away games:
Arizona beats us 26-20 after we have 3 turnovers in our own territory. Oregon will beat us through mind control: 45-20. The loss to Cal is obviously: 24-20 Utah will destroy us 31-10 WSU will even beat us 30-13.
Home games will be an embarrassment in front of 40k-ish fans. Stanford throttles us at home as our offense gets 15 yards: 34-3. Then Oregon State decides to show how much they've improved 21-20. ASU: don't even joke. 24-14 as always. USC: 63-7
3-9.
If you watch our games from last year: holy shit we suck.
I watched all our '15 games (60 minute versions) tonight (it's been a rough week). And we fucking suck.
We'll definitely lose all away games:
Arizona beats us 26-20 after we have 3 turnovers in our own territory. Oregon will beat us through mind control: 45-20. The loss to Cal is obviously: 24-20 Utah will destroy us 31-10 WSU will even beat us 30-13.
Home games will be an embarrassment in front of 40k-ish fans. Stanford throttles us at home as our offense gets 15 yards: 34-3. Then Oregon State decides to show how much they've improved 21-20. ASU: don't even joke. 24-14 as always. USC: 63-7
3-9.
If you watch our games from last year: holy shit we suck.
Off Season Natty will end in Zona.
oh ye of little doog
don JAMES 1:6 But when you offseason, you must doog and not doubt, because the one who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind.
Derek JOHNson 11:40 Then Hobert said, “Did I not tell you that if you doog, you will see the glory of coach James?”
I think we should lose only 2-3 times this year. Who knows what the hell actually will happen, but I won't settle for anything less than a #1 SRS ranking.
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I watched all our '15 games (60 minute versions) tonight (it's been a rough week). And we fucking suck.
We'll definitely lose all away games:
Arizona beats us 26-20 after we have 3 turnovers in our own territory.
Oregon will beat us through mind control: 45-20.
The loss to Cal is obviously: 24-20
Utah will destroy us 31-10
WSU will even beat us 30-13.
Home games will be an embarrassment in front of 40k-ish fans.
Stanford throttles us at home as our offense gets 15 yards: 34-3.
Then Oregon State decides to show how much they've improved 21-20.
ASU: don't even joke. 24-14 as always.
USC: 63-7
3-9.
If you watch our games from last year: holy shit we suck.
Off Season Natty will end in Zona.
don JAMES 1:6 But when you offseason, you must doog and not doubt, because the one who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind.
Derek JOHNson 11:40 Then Hobert said, “Did I not tell you that if you doog, you will see the glory of coach James?”