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Storytime with Wilbur (trademark RaceBannon)

So, to frame this story, my buddy lived with Charles Frederick and I spent a lot of time over at their apartment. On a side note, everyone called him “Pinky” because he had a photo of him in a pink tux from HS prom (NTTAWWT).

There were always a ton of people over playing video games, and one day it ended up being me, Charles, Kenny James, and a walk on receiver playing some Desert Storm SEAL game. This was in the time of 4 player split-screen, so we were all huddled around the TV trying to run some mission together. We all got pinned down in this building and were trapped inside trying to think of a plan to fight our way out. This planning went on for a good 10 minutes, but Kenny never said a word. In general, he was a pretty stoic guy who didn’t talk that much.

As we’re kind of almost coming to an agreement on our plan (but details not ironed out), Kenny, who still hasn’t said a word, jumps to his feet and yells with crazy intensity, “NIGGA I GOT HEAT FOR THESE NIGGAS!!!”

He runs his guy outside of the building, we all lose our shit and run out after him, and obviously we’re all dead within 30 seconds.

TLDR: Kenny James was the original Leroy Jenkins.

We also played a shitload of Xbox NCAA Football, but Charles was a huge bitch who would only play you on the Playstation in his room, with his Florida State team where he jacked everybody up to 99 everything and could exploit a glitch to return every kickoff for a TD.

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  • HuskyJWHuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,077 Swaye's Wigwam

    So, to frame this story, my buddy lived with Charles Frederick and I spent a lot of time over at their apartment. On a side note, everyone called him “Pinky” because he had a photo of him in a pink tux from HS prom (NTTAWWT).

    There were always a ton of people over playing video games, and one day it ended up being me, Charles, Kenny James, and a walk on receiver playing some Desert Storm SEAL game. This was in the time of 4 player split-screen, so we were all huddled around the TV trying to run some mission together. We all got pinned down in this building and were trapped inside trying to think of a plan to fight our way out. This planning went on for a good 10 minutes, but Kenny never said a word. In general, he was a pretty stoic guy who didn’t talk that much.

    As we’re kind of almost coming to an agreement on our plan (but details not ironed out), Kenny, who still hasn’t said a word, jumps to his feet and yells with crazy intensity, “NIGGA I GOT HEAT FOR THESE NIGGAS!!!”

    He runs his guy outside of the building, we all lose our shit and run out after him, and obviously we’re all dead within 30 seconds.

    TLDR: Kenny James was the original Leroy Jenkins.

    We also played a shitload of Xbox NCAA Football, but Charles was a huge bitch who would only play you on the Playstation in his room, with his Florida State team where he jacked everybody up to 99 everything and could exploit a glitch to return every kickoff for a TD.

    no truer words ever said
  • AtomicDawgAtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,238 Standard Supporter
  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    Did you do the hair dance with Charles and the QB?
  • BallSackedBallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
  • GladstoneGladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    XBOX NCAA on the PS1 eh
  • WilburHooksHandsWilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804
    edited August 2016
    Gladstone said:

    XBOX NCAA on the PS1 eh

    We played '04 on Xbox. He would only play you in '99 on PS1.
  • pawzpawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,526 Founders Club
    TheGlove said:

    Did you do the hair dance with Charles and the QB?

    ISAFNRC
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Dammit Leroy!

    At least I have chicken
  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,921 Swaye's Wigwam
    Vengeance of the noyd
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    I guess this story is about people playing a video game.
  • HuskyJWHuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,077 Swaye's Wigwam

    So, to frame this story, my buddy lived with Charles Frederick and I spent a lot of time over at their apartment. On a side note, everyone called him “Pinky” because he had a photo of him in a pink tux from HS prom (NTTAWWT).

    There were always a ton of people over playing video games, and one day it ended up being me, Charles, Kenny James, and a walk on receiver playing some Desert Storm SEAL game. This was in the time of 4 player split-screen, so we were all huddled around the TV trying to run some mission together. We all got pinned down in this building and were trapped inside trying to think of a plan to fight our way out. This planning went on for a good 10 minutes, but Kenny never said a word. In general, he was a pretty stoic guy who didn’t talk that much.

    As we’re kind of almost coming to an agreement on our plan (but details not ironed out), Kenny, who still hasn’t said a word, jumps to his feet and yells with crazy intensity, “NIGGA I GOT HEAT FOR THESE NIGGAS!!!”

    He runs his guy outside of the building, we all lose our shit and run out after him, and obviously we’re all dead within 30 seconds.

    TLDR: Kenny James was the original Leroy Jenkins.

    We also played a shitload of Xbox NCAA Football, but Charles was a huge bitch who would only play you on the Playstation in his room, with his Florida State team where he jacked everybody up to 99 everything and could exploit a glitch to return every kickoff for a TD.

    This needs to be Chincredible'd tenfold.

    This is the sort of shit we need on here....
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,892

    Sbut Charles was a huge bitch who would only play you on the Playstation in his room,


    $75K
  • rodmansragerodmansrage Member Posts: 6,329

    but Charles was a huge bitch who would only play you on the Playstation in his room

    is that code for "he'd blow you for a twenty spot?"
  • WilburHooksHandsWilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804

    but Charles was a huge bitch who would only play you on the Playstation in his room

    is that code for "he'd blow you for a twenty spot?"
    No, if you wanted that you could just ask him.
  • rodmansragerodmansrage Member Posts: 6,329

    but Charles was a huge bitch who would only play you on the Playstation in his room

    is that code for "he'd blow you for a twenty spot?"
    No, if you wanted that you could just ask him.
    no warning, just "blow me"?
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