Instead we have to look at Hope Solo's spider crack.
As president, I will change this outrageous practice of releasing nasty crotch photos. Only beautiful, soft, clean, symmetrical vaginal photos will be leaked for our citizens to enjoy and jerk off to.
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She either needs to be Oh God, Oh God it's shaved nekked underneath there or rocking a thread-like thong.
Instead we have to look at Hope Solo's spider crack.
As president, I will change this outrageous practice of releasing nasty crotch photos. Only beautiful, soft, clean, symmetrical vaginal photos will be leaked for our citizens to enjoy and jerk off to.
#CheersWestDawgForPresident2016