Shaylin Shabi (Navajo babe)

AtomicPiss

GrundleStiltzkin

Play your cards right, she'll be your choad talker.

Swaye

That's what I'm talking about DJ! I see you are angling for a ride on the red clam express...

BennyBeaver

smile too crooked

Kaepsknee

Looks like she can take a beatin every now and then and wouldn't tell.

PurpleJ

Dress too asymmetrical

2001400ex

She'd be hotter as a member of Pechanga or Shakopee.

HFNY

She could light my firecracker anytime.

Pitchfork51

Too red

Swaye

This thread reminds me of the old saying about having sex with an injun (male):

Once you've gone red, you'll wish you were dead.

Doesn't work on the ladies quite as well as the black one.