Gary Johnson isn't a real Libertarian. Sorry, but I can't sell out my ideals to vote for that cunt. If I sell out, I do it for a winner. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Libertarians getting all fucking knotted up because Gary Johnson isn't a "real libertarian" needs to stop. He's a politician. He's pretty damn close to libertarian. Ron Paul was much closer but has also comes with conspiracy theory shit. Rand was probably better too. But good christ, even if Johnson is 70% there that's close a fucking nough. Most voters in the nation are absolute fucktarded. Just read the comments section of almost any story. Complete reactionary dipshits. No candidate will be perfect, but he's close enough and it's either him or no one. I'm not voting for the other corrupt pandering statist fuck heads.
Gary Johnson isn't a real Libertarian. Sorry, but I can't sell out my ideals to vote for that cunt. If I sell out, I do it for a winner. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Libertarians getting all fucking knotted up because Gary Johnson isn't a "real libertarian" needs to stop. He's a politician. He's pretty damn close to libertarian. Ron Paul was much closer but has also comes with conspiracy theory shit. Rand was probably better too. But good christ, even is Johnson is 70% there that's close a fucking nough. Most voters in the nation are absolute fucktarded. Just read the comments section of almost any story. Complete reactionary dipshits. No candidate will be perfect, but he's close enough and it's either him or no one. I'm not voting for the other corrupt pandering statist fuck heads.
Gary Johnson isn't a real Libertarian. Sorry, but I can't sell out my ideals to vote for that cunt. If I sell out, I do it for a winner. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Libertarians getting all fucking knotted up because Gary Johnson isn't a "real libertarian" needs to stop. He's a politician. He's pretty damn close to libertarian. Ron Paul was much closer but has also comes with conspiracy theory shit. Rand was probably better too. But good christ, even if Johnson is 70% there that's close a fucking nough. Most voters in the nation are absolute fucktarded. Just read the comments section of almost any story. Complete reactionary dipshits. No candidate will be perfect, but he's close enough and it's either him or no one. I'm not voting for the other corrupt pandering statist fuck heads.
It's almost as if Gary is forced to dumb down his message and make concessions to his party's ideals in order to pander to Joe Six Pack. Everybody does it I guess. I just get my jimmies rustled because I voted for him in 2012 and the hipster in me says fuck off to all the Bernie doogs that jumped on the bandwagon without even knowing the destination.
Gary Johnson isn't a real Libertarian. Sorry, but I can't sell out my ideals to vote for that cunt. If I sell out, I do it for a winner. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Libertarians getting all fucking knotted up because Gary Johnson isn't a "real libertarian" needs to stop. He's a politician. He's pretty damn close to libertarian. Ron Paul was much closer but has also comes with conspiracy theory shit. Rand was probably better too. But good christ, even is Johnson is 70% there that's close a fucking nough. Most voters in the nation are absolute fucktarded. Just read the comments section of almost any story. Complete reactionary dipshits. No candidate will be perfect, but he's close enough and it's either him or no one. I'm not voting for the other corrupt pandering statist fuck heads.
Gary Johnson isn't a real Libertarian. Sorry, but I can't sell out my ideals to vote for that cunt. If I sell out, I do it for a winner. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Libertarians getting all fucking knotted up because Gary Johnson isn't a "real libertarian" needs to stop. He's a politician. He's pretty damn close to libertarian. Ron Paul was much closer but has also comes with conspiracy theory shit. Rand was probably better too. But good christ, even is Johnson is 70% there that's close a fucking nough. Most voters in the nation are absolute fucktarded. Just read the comments section of almost any story. Complete reactionary dipshits. No candidate will be perfect, but he's close enough and it's either him or no one. I'm not voting for the other corrupt pandering statist fuck heads.
Gary Johnson isn't a real Libertarian. Sorry, but I can't sell out my ideals to vote for that cunt. If I sell out, I do it for a winner. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Libertarians getting all fucking knotted up because Gary Johnson isn't a "real libertarian" needs to stop. He's a politician. He's pretty damn close to libertarian. Ron Paul was much closer but has also comes with conspiracy theory shit. Rand was probably better too. But good christ, even if Johnson is 70% there that's close a fucking nough. Most voters in the nation are absolute fucktarded. Just read the comments section of almost any story. Complete reactionary dipshits. No candidate will be perfect, but he's close enough and it's either him or no one. I'm not voting for the other corrupt pandering statist fuck heads.
It's almost as if Gary is forced to dumb down his message and make concessions to his party's ideals in order to pander to Joe Six Pack. Everybody does it I guess. I just get my jimmies rustled because I voted for him in 2012 and the hipster in me says fuck off to all the Bernie doogs that jumped on the bandwagon without even knowing the destination.
Thank you for your service.
I know you're being sarcastic but Joe Six Packs are Trump's only winning demographic right now.
Gary Johnson isn't a real Libertarian. Sorry, but I can't sell out my ideals to vote for that cunt. If I sell out, I do it for a winner. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Libertarians getting all fucking knotted up because Gary Johnson isn't a "real libertarian" needs to stop. He's a politician. He's pretty damn close to libertarian. Ron Paul was much closer but has also comes with conspiracy theory shit. Rand was probably better too. But good christ, even if Johnson is 70% there that's close a fucking nough. Most voters in the nation are absolute fucktarded. Just read the comments section of almost any story. Complete reactionary dipshits. No candidate will be perfect, but he's close enough and it's either him or no one. I'm not voting for the other corrupt pandering statist fuck heads.
It's almost as if Gary is forced to dumb down his message and make concessions to his party's ideals in order to pander to Joe Six Pack. Everybody does it I guess. I just get my jimmies rustled because I voted for him in 2012 and the hipster in me says fuck off to all the Bernie doogs that jumped on the bandwagon without even knowing the destination.
Thank you for your service.
I know you're being sarcastic but Joe Six Packs are Trump's only winning demographic right now.
I wasn't being sarcastic. Clearly my post upset you. I *know* it upset freeme. Feel the BERN!!!!
Gary Johnson isn't a real Libertarian. Sorry, but I can't sell out my ideals to vote for that cunt. If I sell out, I do it for a winner. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Libertarians getting all fucking knotted up because Gary Johnson isn't a "real libertarian" needs to stop. He's a politician. He's pretty damn close to libertarian. Ron Paul was much closer but has also comes with conspiracy theory shit. Rand was probably better too. But good christ, even if Johnson is 70% there that's close a fucking nough. Most voters in the nation are absolute fucktarded. Just read the comments section of almost any story. Complete reactionary dipshits. No candidate will be perfect, but he's close enough and it's either him or no one. I'm not voting for the other corrupt pandering statist fuck heads.
It's almost as if Gary is forced to dumb down his message and make concessions to his party's ideals in order to pander to Joe Six Pack. Everybody does it I guess. I just get my jimmies rustled because I voted for him in 2012 and the hipster in me says fuck off to all the Bernie doogs that jumped on the bandwagon without even knowing the destination.
Gary Johnson isn't a real Libertarian. Sorry, but I can't sell out my ideals to vote for that cunt. If I sell out, I do it for a winner. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Libertarians getting all fucking knotted up because Gary Johnson isn't a "real libertarian" needs to stop. He's a politician. He's pretty damn close to libertarian. Ron Paul was much closer but has also comes with conspiracy theory shit. Rand was probably better too. But good christ, even if Johnson is 70% there that's close a fucking nough. Most voters in the nation are absolute fucktarded. Just read the comments section of almost any story. Complete reactionary dipshits. No candidate will be perfect, but he's close enough and it's either him or no one. I'm not voting for the other corrupt pandering statist fuck heads.
It's almost as if Gary is forced to dumb down his message and make concessions to his party's ideals in order to pander to Joe Six Pack. Everybody does it I guess. I just get my jimmies rustled because I voted for him in 2012 and the hipster in me says fuck off to all the Bernie doogs that jumped on the bandwagon without even knowing the destination.
Thank you for your service.
I know you're being sarcastic but Joe Six Packs are Trump's only winning demographic right now.
I wasn't being sarcastic. Clearly my post upset you. I *know* it upset freeme. Feel the BERN!!!!
Gary Johnson isn't a real Libertarian. Sorry, but I can't sell out my ideals to vote for that cunt. If I sell out, I do it for a winner. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Libertarians getting all fucking knotted up because Gary Johnson isn't a "real libertarian" needs to stop. He's a politician. He's pretty damn close to libertarian. Ron Paul was much closer but has also comes with conspiracy theory shit. Rand was probably better too. But good christ, even if Johnson is 70% there that's close a fucking nough. Most voters in the nation are absolute fucktarded. Just read the comments section of almost any story. Complete reactionary dipshits. No candidate will be perfect, but he's close enough and it's either him or no one. I'm not voting for the other corrupt pandering statist fuck heads.
It's almost as if Gary is forced to dumb down his message and make concessions to his party's ideals in order to pander to Joe Six Pack. Everybody does it I guess. I just get my jimmies rustled because I voted for him in 2012 and the hipster in me says fuck off to all the Bernie doogs that jumped on the bandwagon without even knowing the destination.
Thank you for your service.
So, you're not letting people on the bandwagon?
DPOTD
I don't care who you vote for. You deserve to get made fun of for supporting Bernie. HTH.
Gary Johnson isn't a real Libertarian. Sorry, but I can't sell out my ideals to vote for that cunt. If I sell out, I do it for a winner. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Libertarians getting all fucking knotted up because Gary Johnson isn't a "real libertarian" needs to stop. He's a politician. He's pretty damn close to libertarian. Ron Paul was much closer but has also comes with conspiracy theory shit. Rand was probably better too. But good christ, even if Johnson is 70% there that's close a fucking nough. Most voters in the nation are absolute fucktarded. Just read the comments section of almost any story. Complete reactionary dipshits. No candidate will be perfect, but he's close enough and it's either him or no one. I'm not voting for the other corrupt pandering statist fuck heads.
It's almost as if Gary is forced to dumb down his message and make concessions to his party's ideals in order to pander to Joe Six Pack. Everybody does it I guess. I just get my jimmies rustled because I voted for him in 2012 and the hipster in me says fuck off to all the Bernie doogs that jumped on the bandwagon without even knowing the destination.
Thank you for your service.
I know you're being sarcastic but Joe Six Packs are Trump's only winning demographic right now.
I wasn't being sarcastic. Clearly my post upset you. I *know* it upset freeme. Feel the BERN!!!!
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Thank you for your service.
I doubt that.
DPOTD
I chincredibled it because it's funny.