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Pm to Kgizzle, Fatters, and Ektard

BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,367
Jake Heaps sucks- ass. He is fucking horrible (NT)

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  • BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,367

    We've known Jake a loonnnnnngg time

    Exactly.
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,996 Swaye's Wigwam
    Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.
  • BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,367
    haie said:

    Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.

    Nothing's changed;Jake Heaps sucks.
  • BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,367

    haie said:

    Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.

    No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.

    These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
    Go to bed you fucking degenerate!
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,996 Swaye's Wigwam

    haie said:

    Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.

    No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.

    These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
    LOL YOU'RE the guy in front of me that wants a pour-over of limited-supply Ethiopian Tiger-Cum-Guzzler Medium Roast while I'm trying to get my fucking house coffee with an extra shot on the way to work?!?! DIE
  • BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,367
    edited August 2016

    Baseman said:

    haie said:

    Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.

    No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.

    These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
    Go to bed you fucking degenerate!
    I CAN't FIND ANYTHING IN MY HOUSEZZ. FUCK.
    Scope? If you're out try Tide, Vegetable Oil and Kool Aid. Goes down smooth.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,426 Founders Club
    Bleach works well. Fights cavities, too.
  • doogsinparadisedoogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    haie said:

    Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.

    No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.

    These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
    Actually the uber hipsters have moved on cold brew. But Still!
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    haie said:

    haie said:

    Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.

    No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.

    These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
    LOL YOU'RE the guy in front of me that wants a pour-over of limited-supply Ethiopian Tiger-Cum-Guzzler Medium Roast while I'm trying to get my fucking house coffee with an extra shot on the way to work?!?! DIE
    I'm not a a true hipster because I FUCKING HATE Ethiopian coffee. I only like New World coffee. FMFYFE.
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,996 Swaye's Wigwam

    haie said:

    haie said:

    Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.

    No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.

    These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
    LOL YOU'RE the guy in front of me that wants a pour-over of limited-supply Ethiopian Tiger-Cum-Guzzler Medium Roast while I'm trying to get my fucking house coffee with an extra shot on the way to work?!?! DIE
    I'm not a a true hipster because I FUCKING HATE Ethiopian coffee. I only like New World coffee. FMFYFE.
    I would actually thank you for being a real daWg that wears purple, and we would chant "WOOF" over and over. I would then ask the wazzu-attending barista to make my drink out to "45-10" (LOL) and we'd talk about how you can make purple reign again without an o-line, quarterback, and receivers
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,511 Founders Club
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 106,802 Founders Club
    Who the fuck wears pajamas?
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