Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.
Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.
Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.
No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.
These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.
No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.
These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.
No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.
These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.
No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.
These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
LOL YOU'RE the guy in front of me that wants a pour-over of limited-supply Ethiopian Tiger-Cum-Guzzler Medium Roast while I'm trying to get my fucking house coffee with an extra shot on the way to work?!?! DIE
Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.
No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.
These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
LOL YOU'RE the guy in front of me that wants a pour-over of limited-supply Ethiopian Tiger-Cum-Guzzler Medium Roast while I'm trying to get my fucking house coffee with an extra shot on the way to work?!?! DIE
I'll be happy to if I can find my pajamas! FUCK MY LIFE.
Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.
No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.
These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
Go to bed you fucking degenerate!
I CAN't FIND ANYTHING IN MY HOUSEZZ. FUCK.
Scope? If you're out try Tide, Vegetable Oil and Kool Aid. Goes down smooth.
Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.
No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.
These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
LOL YOU'RE the guy in front of me that wants a pour-over of limited-supply Ethiopian Tiger-Cum-Guzzler Medium Roast while I'm trying to get my fucking house coffee with an extra shot on the way to work?!?! DIE
I'll be happy to if I can find my pajamas! FUCK MY LIFE.
Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.
No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.
These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
LOL YOU'RE the guy in front of me that wants a pour-over of limited-supply Ethiopian Tiger-Cum-Guzzler Medium Roast while I'm trying to get my fucking house coffee with an extra shot on the way to work?!?! DIE
I'll be happy to if I can find my pajamas! FUCK MY LIFE.
Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.
No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.
These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
LOL YOU'RE the guy in front of me that wants a pour-over of limited-supply Ethiopian Tiger-Cum-Guzzler Medium Roast while I'm trying to get my fucking house coffee with an extra shot on the way to work?!?! DIE
I'll be happy to if I can find my pajamas! FUCK MY LIFE.
Today they're a pajama party, tomorrow they're a lemon party.
Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.
No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.
These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
Actually the uber hipsters have moved on cold brew. But Still!
Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.
No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.
These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
LOL YOU'RE the guy in front of me that wants a pour-over of limited-supply Ethiopian Tiger-Cum-Guzzler Medium Roast while I'm trying to get my fucking house coffee with an extra shot on the way to work?!?! DIE
I'm not a a true hipster because I FUCKING HATE Ethiopian coffee. I only like New World coffee. FMFYFE.
Nowadays, Fatters is looking like your typical greasy middle-aged wannabe hipster emo glasses wearing faggot you see at a coffee shop that you wish had poison in their 12-pump mocha.
No hipster drinks a 12-pump mocha you piece of shit. At the height of my hipsterdom (and heroin addiction) i lived in Olympia with the original-proto-hipsters and got mochas and they almost killed me. But mochas are amazing when you have a heroin addiction.
These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!
LOL YOU'RE the guy in front of me that wants a pour-over of limited-supply Ethiopian Tiger-Cum-Guzzler Medium Roast while I'm trying to get my fucking house coffee with an extra shot on the way to work?!?! DIE
I'm not a a true hipster because I FUCKING HATE Ethiopian coffee. I only like New World coffee. FMFYFE.
I would actually thank you for being a real daWg that wears purple, and we would chant "WOOF" over and over. I would then ask the wazzu-attending barista to make my drink out to "45-10" (LOL) and we'd talk about how you can make purple reign again without an o-line, quarterback, and receivers
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These days, no hipsters (including me), drink mochas. I know because I'm basically your description of Fetters. WE DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN FUCKING POUR-OVERS YOU SHIT CLOWN!