Clean Sark

digits

Texas A&M?

seatownfunk

LoneStarDawg

pretty sure insisting that he's "ready for coaching" is a cornerstone of his wrongful termination suit

also pretty sure he'd rather take 30MUSD from USC than actually coach ever again

SpoonieLuv

I hope Fox Sports has plenty of elbow room on their sets

RoadDawg55

Sark looks like a 40 year old club promoter on his day off.

He might be sober, but this guy is in a horrible mid life crisis.

Dardanus

RaceBannon said:

I think Sark ends up at a Power 5 school that is desperate to win and has only heard the hype, not the reality. They think the fans will get excited and he'll recruit great players.

Minnesota is my guess

Ski-U-Fucking-Mah!!

WilburHooksHands

RoadDawg55 said:

Sark looks like a 40 year old club promoter on his day off.

He might be sober, but this guy is in a horrible mid life crisis.

To be fair he looks like 75% of the other guys his age in Torrance.

Baseman

WilburHooksHands said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Sark looks like a 40 year old club promoter on his day off.

He might be sober, but this guy is in a horrible mid life crisis.

To be fair he looks like 75% of the other guys his age in Torrance.

Lesbi honest, he looks better than every HH poaster. Pumpy?

Gladstone

He looks worlds better. Good for him.

I hope he dies.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

digits said:

Texas A&M?

Actual Sark replacing Black Sark with Woodward as AD would send me to the moon with happiness. I bet he'd hire Manziel as OC.

doogsinparadise

Haha, he's totally still the Sark that we know and hate-love. I bet he ends up at a place like Kentucky or ASU and goes 7-6, 8-5 for however many years he can hold off the booze.

GrundleStiltzkin

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

digits said:

Texas A&M?

Actual Sark replacing Black Sark with Woodward as AD would send me to the moon with happiness. I bet he'd hire Manziel as OC.

Spav!!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4xiTpEabtc

WilburHooksHands

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

digits said:

Texas A&M?

Actual Sark replacing Black Sark with Woodward as AD would send me to the moon with happiness. I bet he'd hire Manziel as OC.

Only a matter of time before A&M tries to bring a "new" Johnny back in some capacity and gravy train him again. I'm hoping he tells them to fuck off.

Dennis_DeYoung

RoadDawg55 said:

Sark looks like a 40 year old club promoter on his day off.

He might be sober, but this guy is in a horrible mid life crisis.

IF WE'RE GOING TO BASH 40 YEAR OLD CLUB PROMOTERS ON THEIR DAYS OFF I'M FUCKING OUT!!!

pawz

doogsinparadise said:

Haha, he's totally still the Sark that we know and hate-love. I bet he ends up at a place like Kentucky or ASU and goes 7-6, 8-5 for however many years he can hold off the booze.

He will eek out a 9-win season.























Then try to negotiate a Lifetime CONTRACT!