Ballbag, what are you hearing?

bananasnblondes

Per twatters, UCLA uber-recruit Mique Juarez has missed a bit of practice. Rumors are that he is no longer with the team. Implosion iminent?

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That's the rumor. Sounds like he's quitting football entirely.

bananasnblondes

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

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bananasnblondes said:

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

WilburHooksHands

If he didn't want to play football, UCLA was the best choice he could have made.

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WilburHooksHands said:

If he didn't want to play football, UCLA was the best choice he could have made.

Be less shitty than us THEN pop off

WilburHooksHands

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WilburHooksHands said:

If he didn't want to play football, UCLA was the best choice he could have made.

Be less shitty than us THEN pop off

That's not how popping off works.

rodmansrage

ruins Coach Jim Mora became a bit repetitive when asked about Juarez’s absenteeism.

“He’s got an excused absence from us,” Mora said.

Was there any chance Juarez had left the team?

“He’s got an excused absence from us,” Mora said.

Did Mora have an expectation for when Juarez might return?

“He’s got an excused absence from us,” Mora said.

doogsinparadise

Maybe he just wants to hang out in Saigon and smoke weed.

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doogsinparadise said:

Maybe he just wants to hang out in Saigon and smoke weed.

Piecing together rumors, my guess is he does hang out in Saigon but to play Church LDS skool. Then he miraculously refinds his passion for football 3years from now and goes to BYU.

Just what I'm somewhat hearing and making up.

FremontTroll

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bananasnblondes said:

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

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FremontTroll said:

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bananasnblondes said:

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

dnc

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bananasnblondes said:

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

We?

bananasnblondes

Looking around the interwebs, it appears there are a number of theories

A- He got his girlfriend (who goes to BYU) preggers
B- He wants to go on his Mormon mission
C- He expected to be starter from day 1 but has barely cracked the 3-deeps and he's pissed about it
D- He wanted to go somewhere else but his parents forced him to go to UCLA and he's pissed about it
E- He really does just have a personal issue going on and will be back in a couple days

dnc

bananasnblondes said:

Looking around the interwebs, it appears there are a number of theories

A- He got his girlfriend (who goes to BYU) preggers
B- He wants to go on his Mormon mission
C- He expected to be starter from day 1 but has barely cracked the 3-deeps and he's pissed about it
D- He wanted to go somewhere else but his parents forced him to go to UCLA and he's pissed about it
E- He really does just have a personal issue going on and will be back in a couple days

I don't even are about UW football enough anymore to research rumors about why someone is missing practice, I'm partially impressed/partially disgusted that you can do it for another school. Respect. Ish.

dnc

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bananasnblondes said:

Looking around the interwebs, it appears there are a number of theories

A- He got his girlfriend (who goes to BYU) preggers
B- He wants to go on his Mormon mission
C- He expected to be starter from day 1 but has barely cracked the 3-deeps and he's pissed about it
D- He wanted to go somewhere else but his parents forced him to go to UCLA and he's pissed about it
E- He really does just have a personal issue going on and will be back in a couple days

I don't even are about UW football enough anymore to research rumors about why someone is missing practice, I'm partially impressed/partially disgusted that you can do it for another school. Respect. Ish.

*CARE

(I THINK)

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bananasnblondes said:

Looking around the interwebs, it appears there are a number of theories

A- He got his girlfriend (who goes to BYU) preggers
B- He wants to go on his Mormon mission
C- He expected to be starter from day 1 but has barely cracked the 3-deeps and he's pissed about it
D- He wanted to go somewhere else but his parents forced him to go to UCLA and he's pissed about it
E- He really does just have a personal issue going on and will be back in a couple days

He was there in spring and had a concussion the first day or two of spring ball that sidelined him the whole spring. Then he walks off after two days in fall. I think his commitment to football isn't there...so he's quitting.

Im sure his commitment will be there for BYU again in 3 years after a few years at a JC or door to door LDS'ing.

Edit (yes I had to edit that): hopefully it's not a girl friend issue, because Twitter stalking indicates he has one that would make irishdawg proud.

FremontTroll

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bananasnblondes said:

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

So *we are your standard of comparison now? When exactly in your last 18 years of mediocrity did you give up on competing with USC?

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FremontTroll said:

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bananasnblondes said:

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

So *we are your standard of comparison now?

You're not. HTH.

MisterEm

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bananasnblondes said:

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

So *we are your standard of comparison now?

You're not. HTH.

Explains your tenure here, doesn't it?

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MisterEm said:

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FremontTroll said:

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bananasnblondes said:

If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.

But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.

Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.

So *we are your standard of comparison now?

You're not. HTH.

Explains your tenure here, doesn't it?

Lol, no.