The Tani Tupou "Why is he still on the...Holy Crap!" Award candidates

bananasnblondes

Who will we be the guy that turns it around and ends up better than a wasted scholarship that could have been used on a backup long snapper?

Candidates:
Brandon Beaver
Shane Brostek
Jeff Lindquist (new TE version)
Joe Mathis
Damien "Derpin'" Turpin
Psalm Wooching

Dardanus

Mathis seems like the only guy on that list better than a backup long snapper.

Definitely not Penalty Yard Psalm. That guy is the human equivalent of The Zone.

Rapeculturedawg

I vote for Turpin, he has done nothing up to this point.. so anything from him would be an improvement.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I don't think Mathis should be on the list, so not including him I'll vote for Brostek.

Swaye

Rapeculturedawg said:

I vote for Turpin, he has done nothing up to this point.. so anything from him would be an improvement.

Voted you up for recognizing Turpin is useless. That said, no way that turd does anything, ever.

Baseman

WTF. My pick to click.

Swaye

It's either Beaver, Brostek or Mathis, because they have at least shown a pulse here and there. I'd go with Mathis, on a flyer.

bananasnblondes

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

I don't think Mathis should be on the list, so not including him I'll vote for Brostek.

I debated whether Mathis should be on the list. However, for all the hype he had coming in, he hasn't really accomplished anything more than Brandon Beaver has. At least he hasnt been supplanted by an underclassman yet.

Tequilla

Mathis has no business being on that list.

Brostek will contribute this year.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Great non-pole pole as always.

FremontTroll

Brostek will be starting or at least playing significant snaps in our most questionable position group so yeah....hopefully him.