The Tani Tupou "Why is he still on the...Holy Crap!" Award candidates

bananasnblondes

Who will we be the guy that turns it around and ends up better than a wasted scholarship that could have been used on a backup long snapper?

Candidates:
Brandon Beaver
Shane Brostek
Jeff Lindquist (new TE version)
Joe Mathis
Damien "Derpin'" Turpin
Psalm Wooching

Dardanus

Mathis seems like the only guy on that list better than a backup long snapper.

Definitely not Penalty Yard Psalm. That guy is the human equivalent of The Zone.

Rapeculturedawg

I vote for Turpin, he has done nothing up to this point.. so anything from him would be an improvement.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I don't think Mathis should be on the list, so not including him I'll vote for Brostek.

Swaye

Rapeculturedawg said:

I vote for Turpin, he has done nothing up to this point.. so anything from him would be an improvement.

Voted you up for recognizing Turpin is useless. That said, no way that turd does anything, ever.

Baseman

WTF. My pick to click.

Swaye

It's either Beaver, Brostek or Mathis, because they have at least shown a pulse here and there. I'd go with Mathis, on a flyer.

bananasnblondes

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

I don't think Mathis should be on the list, so not including him I'll vote for Brostek.

I debated whether Mathis should be on the list. However, for all the hype he had coming in, he hasn't really accomplished anything more than Brandon Beaver has. At least he hasnt been supplanted by an underclassman yet.

Tequilla

Mathis has no business being on that list.

Brostek will contribute this year.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Great non-pole pole as always.

FremontTroll

Brostek will be starting or at least playing significant snaps in our most questionable position group so yeah....hopefully him.

dnc

Chris Petersen

RoadDawg55

If Brostek is playing TSIO.

Gladstone

Wanted to chin for great thread idea. Wanted to flag/wtf for Psalm mention.

I hope the answer is someone on the OL. Or WR. OL is preferred though.

theknowledge

Mathis doesn't make sense for the question, Wooching is only good at being a HH joke, Beaver is so buried behind all the stud Lake recruits, Brostek seems ready to contribute but will probably get raped by a bunch of Rutgers pussies and will end up on the bench until graduation, Lindquist............um, and Tupou was pretty much Tupin until last year. I'll put my vote on Derpin.

H_D

Dardanus said:

Mathis seems like the only guy on that list better than a backup long snapper.

Definitely not Penalty Yard Psalm. That guy is the human equivalent of The Zone.

"human equivalent of The Zone"

Hurtful - Hilarious

Passion

Browning?

PurpleReign

Passion said:

Browning?

DoogieMcDoogerson

Wooching will play the "Jaydon Mickens" role with the fans this year.

Baseman

This thread will be bumped- often.

H_D

Is Hudson still on the team?