UA's Zach Hemmila sells his couch...

BennyBeaver

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/08/08/arizona-lineman-zach-hemmila-found-dead-monday-morning/

HuskyJW

Voted Down for improper use of term.

BennyBeaver

HuskyJW said:

Voted Down for improper use of term.

So your saying he hasn't left the team?

HuskyJW

TheGlove said:

HuskyJW said:

Voted Down for improper use of term.

So your saying he hasn't left the team?

He died in his sleep....you need to come up with something creative instead of stealing Grundle's line for a guy that quit a team.

"Hemmila's Last Cat Nap" could have been one.


"UA OL DOA"...I don't know...something.

BennyBeaver

What once may have been @GrundleStiltzkin 's, is now part of the HH lexicon. Suck my fucking dick if you can't handle it.

LoneStarDawg

TheGlove said:

HuskyJW said:

Voted Down for improper use of term.

So your saying he hasn't left the team?

Anyone who gurgles is on their respective team forever.

RaceBannon

LoneStarDawg said:

TheGlove said:

HuskyJW said:

Voted Down for improper use of term.

So your saying he hasn't left the team?

Anyone who gurgles is on their respective team forever.

FremontTroll

That's some dark shit Glover....

BennyBeaver

FremontTroll said:

That's some dark shit Glover....

Why don't you just come out and say you think I murdered Zach?

DerekJohnson

TheGlove said:

What once may have been @GrundleStiltzkin 's, is now part of the HH lexicon. Suck my fucking dick if you can't handle it.

It will be a cold day in hell before a Beaver is determining what is and isn't part of the HH lexicon.

Oh wait, you donated. Carry on, Montesquieu.

FremontTroll

TheGlove said:

FremontTroll said:

That's some dark shit Glover....

Why don't you just come out and say you think I murdered Zach?

Can you account for your whereabouts the night of August 7, 2016?

Dennis_DeYoung

Sold his couch to the grim reaper.

Ice_Holmvik

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Sold his couch to the grim reaper.

"Couch stolen in the middle of the night."

Swaye

I knew Dick Rod would start murdering players, I just didn't know it would be so soon.

BennyBeaver

FremontTroll said:

TheGlove said:

FremontTroll said:

That's some dark shit Glover....

Why don't you just come out and say you think I murdered Zach?

Can you account for your whereabouts the night of August 7, 2016?

@Cohen12 is my alibi.

sloppy

Cohen12

TheGlove said:

FremontTroll said:

TheGlove said:

FremontTroll said:

That's some dark shit Glover....

Why don't you just come out and say you think I murdered Zach?

Can you account for your whereabouts the night of August 7, 2016?

@Cohen12 is my alibi.

sloppy

It's true. I took all 3 inches.

Tequilla

Making light of a guy that passes away in his sleep really is poor IMO

BennyBeaver

Tequilla said:

Making light of a guy that passes away in his sleep really is poor IMO

Thanks for reading.

Tequilla

TheGlove said:

Tequilla said:

Making light of a guy that passes away in his sleep really is poor IMO

Thanks for reading.

Just a small glimpse into why Mike Riley decided to go Nebraska classy

BennyBeaver

Tequilla said:

TheGlove said:

Tequilla said:

Making light of a guy that passes away in his sleep really is poor IMO

Thanks for reading.

Just a small glimpse into why Mike Riley decided to go Nebraska classy

Other than going out a millisecond after post victory coital 'gasm, is there a better way to go than in your sleep?

No suffering for the departed and no long, drawn out agony for his loved ones.

Alexis

TheGlove said:

Tequilla said:

TheGlove said:

Tequilla said:

Making light of a guy that passes away in his sleep really is poor IMO

Thanks for reading.

Just a small glimpse into why Mike Riley decided to go Nebraska classy

Other than going out a millisecond after post victory coital 'gasm, is there a better way to go than in your sleep?

No suffering for the departed and no long, drawn out agony for his loved ones.

I wanna go out after canning a 30 foot putt on like, hole # 11 or 12, for bogey. Since I just made a long putt, I'll be happy, but since it's only for bogey, I won't be too pissed that I couldn't finish the round.